REGALSAYS: Supernatural thriller based on Stephen King. Usual 90’s small town supernatural bullshit that begs to get dissected for its multiple flaws. And inaccuracies. Ok horrors require a suspension of belief but come on Paranormal Activity lends a sense of realism to it.

 

Kristoffrable Also, MGM kind of went down in my book by putting out this film. #HashtagHorror

VrySrsBsnstime for some more#HashtagHorror. it’s a shame i’ve already seen this movie & it’s sequel a dozen times.

stacielynn89Fact: That Lion intro used to scare me as a child.#HashtagHorror

reedracerDino DeLuarentis? How old is this?#HashtagHorror

KristoffrableWow, that is the most minimalist set of opening credits I’ve ever seen. #HashtagHorror

KristoffrableHey, where is Pete’s other brother…Pete!#HashtagHorror

KristoffrableOnly teaching job you could get, eh? Well, get rid of the hippie van, and they might take you seriously.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieIs that the same narrator as Stand by Me?#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieMuch better than Chicago, no Candy Men here. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorroris the video choppy for anyone else?

KristoffrableSo, why did you leave this town in the first place? The suspense is boring me!#HashtagHorror

VrySrsBsnsthis is what life was like before computers & cell phones you punk bastard kids.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieI mean, why renovate, just move into a shithole.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieNew house sex is the best sex. #HashtagHorror

KristoffrableSo, your way to celebrate a new home is by skoodilypoopin’ in bed. Wouldn’t every room in the house be more appropriate?#HashtagHorror

JakeGroniePunk rock!#HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorrorvideo is choppy#BlameSolace

reedracerHere son, sleep with all this black mold. you’ll thank me someday.#HashtagHorror

VrySrsBsnsthe chipster #HashtagHorror

KristoffrableWow, way to further the jock stereotype by casting a “looks way older than he should” football player #HashtagHorror

reedracerAll these kids look like they are 24 or so.#HashtagHorror

KristoffrableWait, the principal’s office is an abandoned shack? WTF is going on here?#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieShe looks like that punk rock chick from Saved by the Bell that was on for like one season.#HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorrorif that guy is a teen student then I’m banging AJ Lee

KristoffrableSo, is the flash back kid with the hat supposed to look like a young Adam Sandler?#HashtagHorror

reedracerMy Office = Euphemism for behind the tree?#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieMagical overnight renovation. #HashtagHorror

KristoffrableThere was a time when Pepto Bismol was the wall color of choice?#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieThey have really established this is not Chicago.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieDrink every time they say Chicago.#HashtagHorror

reedracer#flashbackto something something with#trains#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieWhy are they growling?#HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHoldHoly shit it’s Deuce and Domino#hashtaghorror

reedracerJim: Don’t call me Chicken, Biff!#HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHoldAm I high or is the quality of this Netflix stream shit?#hashtaghorror

Kristoffrable Damn, the amount of flash backs this guy is having, he’s the John Dorian of this movie.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieI think something bad happened with a train in the past.#HashtagHorror

reedracerRidin’ on that train, choo choo ride #HashtagHorror

VrySrsBsnsi remember my great grandmother had a tv like that. 8 channels, only 3 worked. all black & white. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronieWhat’s eating you? That guy on bathsalts. #HashtagHorror

KristoffrableI’m quite certain that a train would never pass through a tunnel THAT small.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieStephen King really likes sending kids into dangerous situations involving trains.#HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHoldHey butt face…you’re blocking the road. #hashtaghorror

KristoffrableSince when do greasers ride on the tracks. Even Bruno Sammartino wasn’t that stupid.#HashtagHorror

VrySrsBsnsthat car is full of wwe fans, picking on the 2 tna fans just minding their own business.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieYou’re literate, you’re such fags!#HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorrorDOOOOOONT, LIL JIMMY!

SpinninToeHoldOh no not the red rabbit’s foot.#hashtaghorror

KristoffrableI love how there is conveniently a pole to throw those shoes on. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronieThey wouldn’t have this probleme is they packed heat like the kid in Stand By Me.#HashtagHorror

reedracerIt’s the 4″ switchblade!#HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHoldMan is this a sequel to Grease 2?#hashtaghorror

Kristoffrable Is that kid crying or having an asthma attack?#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieIt blew up twice?#HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHoldYeah he deserved getting killed for 12 cents. That’s fucked up logic right there.#hashtaghorror

reedracerMueller? Mueller? Voodoo economics#hashtaghorror

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorrorR Truth: RUN, LIL JIMMY, RUN!! AWW LIL JIMMY.

Stacielynn89Oh wow…#HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHoldSo we know what Lil’ Jimmy looks like now.#hashtaghorror

KristoffrableHe just called that stereotypical jock a “smart guy.” What an insult! Oooooooh, burn!#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieStereotypical jocks are stereotypical. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHoldWow threatening a teacher like that over an F. #hashtaghorror

JakeGronieHe’s rebel because he’s wearing an earring.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieThis film really hates subtlety.#HashtagHorror

reedracerI know for a fact if you hit those old VW side windows that hard they break! So much for suspending disbelief! #HashtagHorror

JakeGronieThe growling flaming car is the best character in the film. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHoldSee even ghosts can be bullies.#hashtaghorror

KristoffrableDamn Billy, killed because of your love for Rock & Roll, or that mullet!#HashtagHorror

reedracerSO this is all of Stephen King’s movies in one? Kind of a SK Reader’s Digest.#hashtaghorror

VrySrsBsnsbilly aint fly.#HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHoldBilly…Jimmy…. Why? #hashtaghorror

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorrorI’m expecting to see Danny Zuko drive that punk car off the road and save the day.

SpinninToeHoldoh billy#hashtaghorror

JakeGronieSorry you witnessed a death of a student, but back to work. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie35 year old high school student.#HashtagHorror

Kristoffrable His name is Richard Lawson? Sounds like a square to me…well, at least he looks like an out of date square.#HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHoldghost students…what the fuck#hashtaghorror

JakeGronieKate’s the next to die.#HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHoldWow Kate looks like a troll#hashtaghorror

JakeGronieI mean, who throws an orange? #HashtagHorror

JakeGronieMr. Norman, we can’t have you disciplining kids for throwing shit at you!#HashtagHorror

KristoffrableStop kidding yourself with that trench coat…like you’re a cop or vampire hunter. Ooops, wrong King movie. #HashtagHorror

KristoffrableNothing says murder and greasers like a harvest day parade. Children of the Corn maybe, but not greasers.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieJez, Jesus, stop stalking the poor kid. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronieWhat a dick head clown.#HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHoldThat kid found some nice shoes#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieThat movie looks better than this one.#HashtagHorror

reedracerSo these spirits sorta waited 30 years in the hopes little Jimmy would come home?#HashtagHorror

KristoffrableYou seriously needed to fast forward to see how King Kong ended? Sounds like a lame excuse to rub one out. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronieOK, I think we’ve established that his brother was killed.#HashtagHorror

VrySrsBsnsjimmy & wayne look nothing alike. mom has got some explaining to do.#HashtagHorror

KristoffrableDang, he keeps seeing that chick. I think she wants the D.#HashtagHorror

KristoffrableWhy do your dreams sound like bug zappers?#HashtagHorror

reedracerKate reminds me of my 1st ex-wife. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronieWhy was he howling? #HashtagHorror

JakeGronieMaybe moving back the site of your brother’s murder isn’t the best for your PTSD.#HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHoldThis makes me want to watch Cat’s Eye and Thinner. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHoldIs that the brother from Poltergeist?#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieQuit making sense bitch!#HashtagHorror

VrySrsBsnsdoes jimmy have to smack a bitch? #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHoldYou know the one that is attacked by a tree…#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieMight want to spread out your search party a little more.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieWe’ve been out here for 20 minuets, rap it up! #HashtagHorror

reedracerI remember now, I hit that broad aside the barn!#HashtagHorror

KristoffrableDidn’t they pursue this “one guy thinks it’s murder” story line better in Hot Fuzz?#HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHoldThose killer ghosts need to B A Star. #HashtagHorror

KristoffrableI bet this red haired guy is what Raven looked like when he was that age. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHoldSometimes they come back to get a GED.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieHe’d be suspended for life for bringing that to school nowadays. #HashtagHorror

VrySrsBsnsthere’s a switchblade epidemic in that town.#HashtagHorror

reedracerI still wear my hair like that principal. I know horrific!#HashtagHorror

reedracerPepto really is the only way to describe that color.#HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorrorthat greaser would be Grady from Nightmare on Elm Street 2

JakeGronieUnexpected face turn by Chip. Time for him to die.#HashtagHorror

KristoffrableSeriously, that’s as far as you can run? And you’re a football player. I bet the school team sucks.#HashtagHorror

SpinningToeHoldIt’s not my fight….I’m just a jock.#HashtagHorror

KristoffrableChief Popus…more like Chief Wiggums.#HashtagHorror

reedracerThey got some crazy little women there, too! #HashtagHorror#kansascity

stacielynn89This is typical Stephen King.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieHe’s still hanging on?#HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHoldIf that ghost car was green it would be that car from M.A.S.K. with those painted on flames.#HashtagHorror

KristoffrableWhy does the driver laugh like Matt Dillon? That is the creepiest thing about this movie.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieThe red head greaser looks like a McPoyle from Sunny. #HashtagHorror

KristoffrableWhy is he talking to his penis? Look up when you’re talking to him!#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieLook, I’m obviously being framed by ghosts!#HashtagHorror

VrySrsBsnswhy does chip make me think of bateman? from now on, he’s chip bateman to me.#HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHoldSo when the ghosts kill people will those people start haunting the ghosts in the next movie?#HashtagHorror

reedracerAt least I don’t wear those glasses any more #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie“Time to rock, jock!”#HashtagHorror

stacielynn89I heard squishing! #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHoldJock in pieces by switchblade…k#HashtagHorror

KristoffrableYeah, Scotty, get in the house. You need to eat, plus you need to be on the set of Rookie of the Year in 10 minutes!#HashtagHorror

reedracerIf one of them says ‘We all float down here’ I’m out#HashtagHorror

stacielynn89Damn! They hacked his ass up!#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieI don’t think I was supposed to laugh with them in that scene. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronieTeacher suspected of murdering students, allowed to continue teaching.#HashtagHorror

reedracer Vampires!#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieHigh five!#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieYes, try and out run the car!#HashtagHorror

reedracerJimmy Jr., how many times you been told to get out of the street?#HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHoldWait what? #HashtagHorror

VrySrsBsnswho runs with their arms fully extended like that? #HashtagHorror

KristoffrableSo, these things are Vampazombieghostamathings, right?#HashtagHorror

KristoffrableSo, you’re giving your son the death hat? That’s one hell of a father!#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieSon, why would I do something sensible and leave?#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieSorry about the attempt on your life, he’s a smelly old hat.#HashtagHorror

reedracerStill haven’t taken the mold out of the boy’s romm, no wonder the hallucinations!#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieSo do the ghosts have transfer records or do they enroll without question?#HashtagHorror

reedracer#YAFBYet another flash back.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieSo his brother needs Jimmy to murder ghosts to move on?#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieTitle line!#HashtagHorror

KristoffrableTo keep with the “hit by a train” motif, I was waiting for one of those punks to yell out, “I’m a Dapper Dan man!”#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieMilford High, Greaser Purgatory. I’d watch that show.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieSo is the redhead a werewolf as well? #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHoldI think Stephen King wrote while on a toilet. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronieWhy is he the only guy with a Southern accent?#HashtagHorror

reedracerWatch out Jimmy, theys two Darrels in the shack!#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieThese one liners are great.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieI have Chantilly Lace stuck in my head now. #HashtagHorror

reedracerAnd that was from The Shining. BINGO my card’s full.#HashtagHorror

stacielynn89he’s a ghost dumbass, those bullets didn’t do squat… #HashtagHorror

JakeGronieLet’s go to the creepy abandoned church for safety!#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieHe, this is where my brother stashed his porn! #HashtagHorror

reedracerIt didn’t look like a Pinto until it blew up!#HashtagHorror

VrySrsBsnswhy exactly do demons need gas cans to burn a car?#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieGhost parkour! #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorrorhe bet him a WHOLE nickel?!

JakeGronieDon’t run away from the demon’s trying to kill you Mueller. #HashtagHorror

stacielynn89Burn their bones! Am I the only one who paid attention while watching Supernatural?!#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieFucking dumb ass kid!#HashtagHorror

VrySrsBsnsthat light portal looks… suspicious…#HashtagHorror

reedracerThis was nearly as good as all the other bad Stephen King movies#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieOh no, a 13 year old will surly foil the plans of a bunch of 30 something greasers!#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieLet’s repeat the same mistake that got us killed!#HashtagHorror

JakeGronieOh so he doesn’t know he’s dead? OK then.#HashtagHorror

VrySrsBsnsinb4 jimmy & wayne tongue kiss#HashtagHorror

reedracerYou won’t be alone, them thugs will bully you for eternity!#HashtagHorror

stacielynn89God damnit! Am I the only one tearing up with this scene?!#HashtagHorror

Kristoffrable“Here son, here’s some good luck death coins. They’re worth twelve cents.” – Terrible father.#HashtagHorror