REGALSAYS: Deacon Frost: The Early Years

I had no clue Stephen Dorff was a child actor. But even this movie is the absolute shits. Just lousy but you’ll find yourself laughing at how absurdly bad this really is. 

No rating. 

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror will this be better than Roddy Piper vs. The Dirtsheets? Who knows!

 

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Oh cool! Deacon Frost is in this.

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Did he say “Alf?”

@Jasmine_Galan *whispers* The Thunderbolt…Probably gonna be the best line of the movie #HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 This movie has the longest opening credits…I want to see some big hair and bad clothes! #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror It’s @JRsBBQ sauce! Oh wait… It’s only a bottle of HP. Still… #sauceit! Folks!

@Jasmine_Galan Oh that treehouse looks soooooo safe #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Typical Thor prank.

@Melodelish4286 The Gate makes me happy that there aren’t any trees in my backyard… #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan WTF is with this kids dreams…No scary movies before bedtime #HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 First sign to run the other way: table covered with food and no one in site…creepy baby doll doesn’t help matters #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror that ain’t no secret batcave entrance, kids. Stay away!

@Melodelish4286 Is it just me or is that dog in every 80s movie and TV show? Looks like he came straight from the Brady Bunch #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror the old man wearing a suit from the Mr. Bean collection.

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Take care, Spike your hair!

@Melodelish4286 Al is a cooler name then Alexandra, but I’m with @TheSupremeForce, Alf would be better #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror “What do you mean?” Talk about weird ass line delivery.

@Melodelish4286 “Grounded? For real?” “For real!” For digging up a hole, should’ve at least broke a window to make it worth the punishment #HashtagHorror

@BrooklynBrawla with a name like the gate, you’d expect to see some pissed off wrestlers. this was da 80’s, where da hell is captain lou?#HashtagHorror

 

@Melodelish4286 Pet moths…wonder what you feed them… #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Who are those people? No way FlannAL has that many friends.

@sXe_Edd #HashtagHorror The parents are leaving, this’ll lead to chaos.

@Melodelish4286 Parents shouldn’t say no parties…she’s 15, there will be an epic party where dogs drink beer #HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 The crimped hair! Yes! This look should be brought back…#HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror you can’t tell me the anti christ is sending messages through a damn etch a sketch.

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror The dog disapproves of evil magic.

@Melodelish4286 It’s a poor persons etch a sketch too, couldn’t spring for the fancy red one  #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror smashes head on bulb, no blood.

@Jasmine_Galan What the hell just happened? #HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 This party just went from kind of cool to really lame…who levitates at a party? Weirdos… #HashtagHorror

@MrsZigglesworth GLEN, YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP! #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Can’t have a party without some idiot getting high… and breaking a light.

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror id sue that electrician. Got TV’s turning on by themselves and things sparkling over the joint.

@Jasmine_Galan Man that kid would so be getting teased if people saw his pajamas#HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror “I…speak….in…slow…motion.”

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror I am not impressed with this woman’s Brother Love impression.

@MrsZigglesworth I speeeeak in.. sloooooww..moooo… #HashtagHorror

@sXe_Edd Time for things to get weird. #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan Stuff rolling in the walls….cool #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror He is just killing time until he grows up and becomes a vampire pornstar.

@MrsZigglesworth Call child services! #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan ” Gone on BUSSINESS” They can’t spell #HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 Their parents have barely been gone a whole day and they threw a party, broke a lamp and killed the dog…this isn’t good #HashtagHorror

@MrsZigglesworth Nothing says “I’m so evil” like a rainbow blanket. #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan This movie has already scored a negative 4 out of 5 because they killed the doggie. #HashtagHorror

@BrooklynBrawla this kid is clearly a ryder fan. just look at that bedsheet bro. #HashtagHorror

@MrsZigglesworth There was also a BelBivDevoe poster. #HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 Omg it’s Mary! She apparently used jizz instead of gel in the 80s too… #HashtagHorror

 

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror the cleanest house ever after having 50 teens partying in it last night

@Melodelish4286 This movie is the reason parents dislike metal music…metal music = devil #HashtagHorror

@MrsZigglesworth Throw a party, kill the dog, then go to the beach.. best week without parents? #HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 I love that he calls the guy a fag and then runs like hell haha love 10 year olds… #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan So casual “You’ve got demons” #HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 Al should get babysitter of the year for being insincere and then ditching the kid for the beach #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror They’re in deep shit.

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror those damn europeans!

@MrsZigglesworth Same thing goes for a lot of bands, kid. #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan DAMN IT STOP SHOWING THE DEAD DOGGIE! BASTARDS….I’m PISSED #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror Dog gets more screen time AFTER dying…

@sXe_Edd  Vintage demonic rituals! Vintage! #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Vampires would ring the doorbell though as they can’t come in without an invite. Frost knows this!

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror “Demons aren’t gonna ring the doorbell.” But what if they do? What if they do?

 

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror If the vampire god is there, tell him he’s early.

@MrsZigglesworth MOTHS FROM HAYULL! #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror I’m sure he was talking about Jerry Lawler and his survivor series midgets breaking into a kids room.

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror if memory serves… It’s either monsters under that bed or Willem Dafoe

@BrooklynBrawla they made the demons look realistic but not the moths from a few scenes ago? #HashtagHorror

@MrsZigglesworth No, it’s cool. Feel free to stay at home. #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Give them the stupid haired girl. Good riddance.

@Melodelish4286 Precise reason why I don’t linger near the bed, just jump in, fear of something grabbing my ankles and dragging me to hell#HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror HAHA! This gets a hearty laugh from me.

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror “Somebody knock her out again.” Best idea of the movie.

@Jasmine_Galan Always trust the guy with the glasses #StillHateThisMovie#HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 Aww look at the little baby demons 🙂 I’m pro demon in this movie, kill these stupid kids already #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan “Yeah! We went to Sunday School!” That’s reassuring#StillHateThisMovie  #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Kane up to his old tricks. Setting albums on fire is a new one though.

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Man, Hell is purple.

@MrsZigglesworth Good thing you have a satanic 12 yr old with you. #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan And he fell down the hole….Way to go freakishly ugly kid#StillHateThisMovie  #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror and if memory serves again… This can be resolved by Herbert from Family Guy yelling “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” with his zimmer.

@Jasmine_Galan Tug of war with a human……nice #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Worst thing about pygmy demons… rabies.

@MrsZigglesworth Where’s Super Cena when you need him? #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror apparently the gate to hell is nothing but six foot deep.

@Jasmine_Galan They should have done that in the beginning…. #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror Imagine if they’d chucked a priest into the hole.

 

@BrooklynBrawla stephen dorf is da worst friend ever. #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror I hate when that happens.

@sXe_Edd Humans vs demons round 2. Fight! #HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 If a dead body falls through the drywall you probably shouldn’t approach it #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Come on, Homer! Quit eating me!

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror and he uses a Sindy doll as a weapon.

@Jasmine_Galan How did I know The Thunderbolt had something to do with all of this?#HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 Can the baby demons just eat the people already? #HashtagHorror

@MrsZigglesworth The parents still haven’t called to check up on their kids?#HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan HERE COMES DADDY!! #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Howard the Duck would have saved the day by now. #justsaying

@ThesupremeForce#HashtagHorror Talk about… hand-eye coordination.

@Melodelish4286 Love these graphics…King Kong Bundy demon #HashtagHorror

 

@BrooklynBrawla every neighborhood has that one family… that summons demons and almost destroys da world. #HashtagHorror

@sXe_Edd The mega-demon was a tad of a let down. #HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 This kid should have taken off as soon as his buddy and sister were offed, he’s off the hook, save yourself! #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror That Dark Lord of the Universe is back.

@Melodelish4286 The house is fucked…these kids will never be left alone again and surely Al will be grounded for life #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror defeated by what seemed to be a giant white dildo rather than a rocket.

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror This entire movie is propaganda spread by model rocket companies to a public desperate for protection against demons.

@Melodelish4286 Did he just yell Happy Birthday? #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan OH THANK YOU!!!! THE DOGGIE IS ALIVE!!!! I could care less about the kids #HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 Oh how nice a fireworks show 🙂 Way to make up for the entire plot of the movie #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror “Remember kids. A well timed rocket can return the dead to life.”

@MrsZigglesworth No real death? What are the chances your parents would believe you? #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan I suffered through a doggie killing movie…1/5 for bringing the doggie back to life…Somebody better bake me a pie  #HashtagHorror

@BrooklynBrawla i need to buy some model rockets & heavy metal records stat.#HashtagHorror

@sXe_Edd I’m giving that a 2/5 cause the mega-demon should have been better than that. Killed too easily and all is back to normal. #HashtagHorror