Johnny Ace comes out with David Otunga.  Johnny brings out Teddy Long and offers him a job.  Teddy refuses.  Johnny says that the college scholarships WWE has provided for Teddy’s grandchildren are only written out to the Smackdown General Manager.  Because that’s legal and all of course.  Teddy agrees to work for Johnny.

David Otunga and Mark Henry vs. R-Truth.

Mark hits a World’s Strongest Slam and David gets the pin.

Randy Orton vs. Kane in a No DQ match.

Orton shoves Kane into an exposed turn buckle and then hits an RKO for the pin.

Ryback debuts, the former Skip Sheffield.  He destroys a local enhancement talent (Barry Stevens).

Daniel Bryan comes out and cuts a promo.  He blames AJ for losing the world title.  Insults her, berates her and dumps her.  AJ leaves, crying.

Big Show vs. Heath Slater.

Cody Rhodes joins for commentary.  Show hits an WMD for the pin.

Sheamus and Johnny Ace talk.  Sheamus tells an anti bullying story.  Oh what in the fuck.

Beth Phoenix (Divas champion) vs. Nikki Bella.

Kelly Kelly distracts Beth, and thus Nikki gets the pin.

Damien Sandow cuts a promo and this FCW talent debuts as a “better than you high moral ground” heel.

The Three Stooges will host Raw.  Oh fuck that.

Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez) vs. Sheamus (World champion).

Del Rio tries to use a chair on Sheamus.  Sheamus takes it away.  The referee turns around, sees the chair and punishes Sheamus with a disqualification.  Due to the DQ Del Rio gets a title shot.  Sheamus is all sorts of upset about this and hits a Brogue Kick on the referee while Del Rio and Ricardo run away.