This looks amazing!

 

I’m a huge fan of Sharktopus and Sharknado and all those terrible movies.  Absolutely love them.  Recently I’ve been getting into classic VHS trash.  Horror, monster, exploitation, prisons, all that good stuff.  Its like the world knew that and mixed everything up into one film for me.  Look at the cast! Traci Lords! Dominique Swain!  Cindy Lucas! And the list goes on and on.

Here’s the summary of this instant classic:

When a fracking mishap accidentally rips apart the earth’s crust, the resulting hole opens up a gaping underground waterway to a vast and mysterious ocean somewhere deep below. Instantly, giant prehistoric sharks begin wending their way upward toward a murky bog in the heart of the Arkansas Bayou. Unfortunately for a group of female prisoners on a work detail in the swamp, the deadly sharks attack without warning – pinning a hapless group of intended victims in a small deserted cabin in the heart of the wetlands. Death may be the only means of escape!

Boo fracking! (Yeah, we’re not going to discuss anything political here so just take that as a joke.)  I want to know where I can see this and when. Now would be great. Scare A Con would be cool. Reviewing it would be a blessing.

I leave you with the trailer.  I expect you all to watch it 100 times much like I did.