Fairlife is the Greatest Milk You’ve Ever Had.

I started seeing something new on grocery shelves.  This Fairlife milk.  Ridiculously more expensive than regular milk.  Sure it boasts more protein, lactose free and things like that.  Bunch of crap I think.  Then the local WalMart had a free sample.

Fairlife

There are now two large containers of Fairlife chocolate milk in my fridge and I’m never looking back.

Lets get the good stuff out there.  “50% more protein, 50% less sugar, lactose free.”  All good stuff.  But is it worth it?

YES!

A thousand times yes.  Its the most decadent delicious treat for your mouth glass of milk you will ever have.  Its indulgent.  My wife and I drink it from wine glasses.  A drink this good needs a classy container.  We want to feel regal while drinking this milk of the gods.  Only a little at a time to savor it.  So far we’re sticking with the chocolate milk but I cant picture a world in which the regular and low fat milk isn’t just as perfect.

In my old age I realized I had to start taking care of myself.  I mean I’m 36.  Whole milk was leaving me feeling stomach sick in the middle of the night.  Fat free was like drinking water.  Almond milk and soy milk left me feeling disgusting for days.  There had to be a pleasurable and healthy option.  Sweet cow saviors, Fairlife is it.

I cant even get over it.  I love saving a buck and using sales and coupons to my advantage.  Not with Fairlife.  If the bottle is almost gone then I’m making a trip to the store.  Not even the store that has it priced cheapest, the nearest store.  Like iPhones and Netflix this is a new technology that changes my life so much I wonder how I lived without it.

All this is on my own accord and need to just rave about Fairlife.

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