Just in time for The Feast of St. Valentine, who was beheaded in spectacularly bloody fashion…
CHASTITY BITES
Now Available on DVD!
Get your copy of this feminist horror-comedy now via Amazon.com! More retail outlets will be announced soon, and we are also still available on demand via iTunes, Amazon, XBOX, Playstation Network, Vudu, and many cable platforms.
In the early 1600’s, Countess Elizabeth Bathory slaughtered more than 600 young women, believing if she bathed in the blood of virgins that she would stay young and beautiful forever. Still alive today, she’s found a perfect hunting ground for her ‘Botox’ as an abstinence educator in conservative America, and the young ladies of San Griento High are poised to be her next victims. But will her unholy ritual finally be stopped by Leah Ratliff, a feminist blogger and ambitious reporter for the school paper?
Directed by John V. Knowles (SHADOW.NET).
Written & Produced by Lotti Pharriss Knowles (I AM DIVINE, VITO).
Starring: Allison Scagliotti (SyFy’s WAREHOUSE 13), Francia Raisa (ABC Family’s THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER), Louise Griffiths (THE REVENANT), Eddy Rioseco (ABC’s PARENTHOOD), Greer Grammer (MTV’s AWKWARD), Amy Okuda (THE GUILD), Jennifer Gimenez (Bravo’s THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS), and Stuart Gordon (RE-ANIMATOR).
“The film mixes witty and insightful political commentary with classic B-movie style horror and comedy… It also wears its political leanings clearly on its sleeve by painting a conservative Republican America terrified of ‘the liberal homosexual agenda’ and praising feminism and strong female leaders from Buffy to Hillary Clinton.”
—GeekMom.com
“Delightfully cheesy horror comedy…takes a John Hughes high school world and puts a blackened spin on it.”
—Film Threat
“Chastity Bites both honors and sends up a lot of classic horror tropes and conventions. The result is a fun, campy horror/comedy that’s both genuinely funny and genuinely scary.”
—Fanboy Comics
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