All thanks, credit to, and respect to CHIKARA for sending us these results.

 

CHIKARA: “All the Agents and Superhuman Crew.”

Goodwill Beneficial Association Hall in Reading, PA

February 9, 2013

 

1. The Colony of Fire Ant and assailANT defeated The Swarm of deviANT and Soldier Ant. Soldier Ant walked out on deviANT.

2. Dasher Hatfield pinned Delirious with a quick pin. Delirious attacked Hatfield post-match.

3. The Batiri defeated Los Ice Creamsby pinfall.

4. Frightmarepinned Ophidian, following a distraction by Amasis.

5. Jigsaw andThe Shard defeated Sugar Dunkerton and Icarus by pinfall after Jigsaw connected with a double stomp off the top rope onto Dunkerton.

6. Green Antsubmitted CHIKARA Grand Champion Eddie Kingston in a non-title contest, with the Texas Cloverleaf. Kevin Steen came out during the contest to taunt the champion and after the match; Kingston vs. Steen at “While the Dawn is Breaking”was changed to a championship bout by Wink Vavasseur.

7. Kevin Steen and The Young Bucks defeated 3.0and Gran Akuma by pinfall.

8. Hallowickeddefeated Chuck Taylor by pinfall after the Go to Sleepy Hallow and a Yakuza Kick.

*Before the main event could begin, Tim Donst and Jakob Hammermeier stormed out. Donst stated that wrestling isn’t cool, heart, fun, or awesome, but that it was miserable, and if there was any justice he would be champion. Donst then proceeded to cut the hair of his loyal friend, Jakob Hammermeier.*

9. Archibald Peck defeated Mr. Touchdown by pinfall after a diving headbutt, in a No Disqualification Bout.