REGALSAYS: by no means a horror but a ‘pass the time’ movie IF you have nothing else to do. Watch it closely or you will be lost on parts.

reedracer Speak up boy! #HashtagHorror

stacielynn89 This#HashtagHorror looks good.

JakeGronie Sweet James Van Deer Beek! #HashtagHorror

Rhiannamator Hey#HashtagHorrori’m here! Starting Stolen!

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorrorDaw… Dawson is in this?!

JakeGronie They’re going to watch the fire works in van down by the river!#HashtagHorror

reedracer The old looks just loke him from behind maneuver#HashtagHorror

JakeGronie C’mon Uncle Saw, help a dad out!#HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Is that the same red balloon from Red Balloon? #HashtagHorror

stacielynn89 Is it just me, or did anyone else’s mom make them go to the bathroom with them to not get lost?#HashtagHorror

Rhiannamator #HashtagHorrorThey just gonna bust the lid like that? Not even take it out of the dirt & check out the markings? Smh

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorrorthat dastardly trinity killer is at it again!

reedracer Mom needs her lips de-botoxed#HashtagHorror

JakeGronie It’s the Star Child!#HashtagHorror

reedracer Why is he being interviewed by a tape recorder?#HashtagHorror

Rhiannamator #HashtagHorror I am recognizing a whole lot of people in this movie, yet i’ve never heard of it.

JakeGronie Not another film with flashbacks to the 50s!#HashtagHorror

reedracer Wow, high ceilings or short wife? #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie I looked up the mom on IMDB b/c I recognized here but the only role I ever saw was “Bustop Bombshell” in Stuck on You.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Sorry about your Mom, here’s some candy money.#HashtagHorror

reedracer My Granddad loved his Rambler#HashtagHorrorAlmost the exact model

JakeGronie If only he hadn’t waited for his wife’s life to be over.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Awkward. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Hey sorry about this, here’s some obnoxious toys for the long ride!#HashtagHorror

reedracer Suppose dude is a ‘hayseed?’#HashtagHorrorNone too subtle with the allegories are they?

JakeGronie You killed her John.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Now this is the barn were we keep the zombies. #HashtagHorror

reedracer Think I’m getting an inkling why I never heard of this movie. #HashtagHorror#Stolen

JakeGronie No one named Burns could possibly be evil.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronie If this movie was ghosts from the 50s I swear to god!#HashtagHorror

reedracer Pretty sure that Chevelle didn’t drive past anything in 1958. Neat segue, though#HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Barbershop Windows suck!

Rhiannamator #HashtagHorror Have any of these scenes had any point at all?

JakeGronie This movie totally got derailed as soon as it went back to the 50s. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie What, he’s supposed to be mentally disabled? Seems like a normal little kid.#HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror surely Dawson can’t be the bad guy?!

JakeGronie They’re coming to get you Barbra!#HashtagHorror

reedracer Minute man#HashtagHorror

JakeGronie And now for some random boning. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie I mean don’t call the police or anything.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Let’s not let your missing son get in the way of small town politeness.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronie And know we have flashbacks within the flashback.#HashtagHorror

reedracer I knew it #HashtagHorror

stacielynn89 WHAT?!?!?!?!?! #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror good of Dawson to change attire when kidnapping.

JakeGronie No Dawson, no! #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie I called you because sometimes I question your devotion to Sparkle Motion! #HashtagHorror

Rhiannamator Is no one watching #HashtagHorror or do we just have nothing to say bc nothing is happening?

JakeGronie It’s ok random drunk stranger I meet once, I’ll bring you home. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Get it, they’re named after the Gospels because symbolism! #HashtagHorror

reedracer We were wondering why she stuck around a decade, too #HashtagHorror

reedracer Did he just lose his marbles? Symbolism#HashtagHorror

Rhiannamator There are dots to connect? RT @JakeGronie: So he’s just now is connecting the dots?#HashtagHorror

reedracer Elder abuse is rampant in our prisons. #HashtagHorror

stacielynn89 I’m in tears… #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror  good movie. Not a horror but good.

Rhiannamator #HashtagHorror  Was the horror part how terrifyingly dull it was?