REGALSAYS: Right so let me get this straight (I’ll be blunt and forward. Cos the movie makes no attempt to make sense.)

Adopted girl moves in with couple who unfortunately lose their baby and tell the docs to get ‘IT’ out of here. Fast forward from that… It appears that the baby (Stevie) has somehow managed to appear to adopted kid (And from what I gather seems to have learned the English language, How to appear as a similar aged child to the new girl and study the art of starting supernatural fires at the end?) and we go from mother losing her mind, to supernatural horror to… Ah fuck it. Too much plot holes for this bullshit. PROOFREAD YOUR SCRIPTS WITH AT LEAST A HINT OF LOGIC, PEOPLE! I MEAN THE SIXTH SENSE HAD LOGIC. KINDA.

stateofthelinds Oh great, no one told me this movie was in a foreign language. How and I supposed to understand British?#HashTagHorror

reedracer Is this a Transylvania Vampire movie?#HashtagHorror#AccentonAccent

reedracer creepy Mother-in-law is creepy#HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Wait, this is a WWE documentary about Steven Richards epic career?#HashtagHorror

stateofthelinds That room is entirely too pink. #HashtagHorror

stateofthelinds THAT WAS HIS MOTHER?! He looks older then her#HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror creepy blond girl. Make no attempt to break away from the Poltergeist stereotype. Accent or no accent.

JakeGronie Is that a twitter themed paint job? #HashtagHorror

reedracer So her bedroom doubles as a hallway?#HashtagHorror#creepy

JakeGronie Am I the only one who needed to turn the captions on?#HashtagHorror

JakeGronie So is that the mother of Tommy Wiseau?#HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorrorflying vegetables. Scary.

JakeGronie Evil salad making poltergeist. #HashtagHorror

reedracer Were those Tetris Hors Deorvers?#HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror that would be the same woman who starred in the first half of Braveheart.

reedracer You’d like her to come ’round wouldn’t ya you non-shaving perv. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Evil courteous poltergeist.#HashtagHorror

reedracer There’s a pinhead attached to that nose! #HashtagHorror

stateofthelinds Sure sure, blame everything on the dolls #HashtagHorror

reedracer The dog always knows! #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Well, most schools are full of kids.#HashtagHorror

stateofthelinds I’m bored #HashtagHorror

stateofthelinds This movie needs Sam and Dean Winchester. Or you know, a plot.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Man, what a bitch for doing her job.#HashtagHorror

stateofthelinds Cause the amount of hours she worked before wasn’t a problem until they had a 8 year old creepy orphan? #HashtagHorror

reedracer Little Polterjimmy thinks Adrian is Rocky’s GF. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie So is the plan for her to sweet to death? #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror a little too much like DeNero’s ‘Hide and Seek’

JakeGronie I mean, what a dick for attending to his wife. Merger off.#HashtagHorror

stateofthelinds Death by hot shower? I could use a hot shower.#HashTagHorror

stateofthelinds His accent makes me long for Schwartzenegger#HashTagHorror

reedracer First he has no tie now his wife calls…again! No way dude is ‘leading us back to the 20th century.”#HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashTagHorror Vince would watch this and think this is a good movie vehicle for Little Jimmy.

JakeGronie Evil pen dropping poltergeist.#HashtagHorror

reedracer Oooh, Bed time!#creepyfamily#HashtagHorror

stateofthelinds Id be more scared of the storm then of the damn dolls house#HashTagHorror

stateofthelinds So, now Stevie is emo? Magic marker on doll faces?#HashTagHorror

JakeGronie This poltergeist seems like a minor nuisance at worst.#HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Goldb… It’s Goldberg!!

JakeGronie Well pills worked against Drop Dead Fred…#HashtagHorror

reedracer DArn I thought it was going to day ‘Some Pig’#HashtagHorror

stateofthelinds Why is it that all the creepy kids draw? YOURE GIVING ARTISTS A BAD NAME LITTLE GIRL!#HashTagHorror

JakeGronie Damn you giraffes! #HashtagHorror

reedracer I’m doing booze and pills, why can’t you trust me? #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie So Stevie’s an evil dead cancer patient?#HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Raised in a chicken coop, no wounder she’s screwed up.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Well at least he didn’t go full Benoit. #HashtagHorror

reedracer And buy another dress! You wear that thing every day! #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror jeez make up your mind what direction you’re going, movie!

JakeGronie Suppressing your problems is always the best way to deal with them.#HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Alcohol is the best way to defeat poltergeists. #HashtagHorror

stateofthelinds Now I am just plain mad at this movie! DONT WASTE THE WINE #HashTagHorror

JakeGronie So are music boxes never not creepy in movies? #HashtagHorror

reedracer More alcohol abuse, sigh #HashTagHorror

JakeGronie So here’s your Raw Recap. #HashtagHorror

stateofthelinds Wait…what the hell just happened. This movie is like a derailing train #HashTagHorror

stateofthelinds So, the dead baby is Stevie? #HashTagHorror

JakeGronie So the poltergeist is the dead baby? #HashtagHorror

reedracer She’s burning Gangnam Style! #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror ok. That sucked.

stateofthelinds Oh good, that’s over, I am going back to RuPaul’s drag race where the world makes sense#HashTagHorror

JakeGronie That movie wasn’t so bad as it was pointless. Was the dead baby supposed to be a twist? They telegraphed it in the first 5. #HashtagHorror

reedracer I may hurl. and not from the gore. #HashTagHorror