REGALSAYS: Pure dumbassary here. Normally when a movie has plot holes I normally read a full summary to see if there is anything I missed. Nada. Nothing. Zilch.

The movie has no clue what it wants to be. An anti technology statement? Hills have eyes with chains? Teen slasher? Tries to mix them all in to a failure.

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorrorthis sounds like a decent offering.

jmt5887We are all connected huh? that’s a scary thought#HashtagHorror

reedracerAt least the opening comes with extra cheesiness#HashtagHorror

jmt5887Duct tape. has a 1000 uses. as this shows. not all is legal. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887oh dear. that is an unpleasant death being torn apart by two different cars #HashtagHorror

jmt5887Is this a movie or a prediction of the fiscal cliff?#HashtagHorror

jmt5887so everyone in high school has a phone? this has changed since i went. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewaMan, is that all they can say, man?#HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHoldA flower from greasy hair #hashtaghorror

jmt5887i wish girls looked like that in my high school.#HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorrorDante looks like an arsonist

sXe_EddTypical high school scene to introduce characters.#HashtagHorror

jmt5887oh wow every teacher needs to get that item for their sanity.#HashtagHorror

jmt5887 totally not forshadowing a damn thing there. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorrorI guess that’s how movie serial killers kill those victims with ‘No cell service’.

SpinninToeHoldHoly shit Peter Parker#HashtagHorror

jmt5887 okay so this guy is the ultimate nerd in this game. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Is this Social Network? #HashtagHorror

sXe_Edd The first chain has begun. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Midget penis #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 Victim #1 is the jock. couldn’t happen to a better guy. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 Wii sports? wow. that is something I didn’t see coming. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 so she has to go outside to go to the bathroom. #HashtagHorror

reedracer Says the banger who thinks you call the Warriors clinking 3 beer bottles #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 she was told not to turn around and she did. Idiot. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold You scared me dawg #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold For a gym it’s very dark. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 either that was a steroid or insulin. I’m leaning towards the steroid. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 another jock that ignores the chain letter. #HashtagHorror

reedracer There’s always JuCo #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Death by treadmill? #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 the music he was listening not only hurt me but hurt him too. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 This is why you don’t train alone in dark gyms. you never know what might happen to you. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Nope 😦 #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror I guess he didn’t like him not wiping the machines down after him.

reedracerJane, Stop this crazy thing!#HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror oh I get it… He chains them up! Clever (!)

SpinninToeHoldThis killer takes his chain letters seriously#HashtagHorror

jmt5887 those handcuffs look painful. Ouch. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold I have no clue what is happening, turn on the lights #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 I don’t think i want to know what was cut there. Ugh. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 Looks like an LSD or Acid trip right now. Death #1 complete. #HashtagHorror

sXe_Edd DAMN! #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Crippler Crossface with chains #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror you expect me to believe that killer operates a keyboard without smashing it?

reedracerThat was gross #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Who wrote this? #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Why are funerals always in the rain in movies? #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 at this point I don’t know if I will make it through the whole movie. I don’t handle blood well. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold That’s the black guy from They Live! That’s why I recognize him. #HashtagHorror

reedracer Cop fondling a cell phone, “Let’s bag it.” #HashtagHorror #WhyBotherNow?

SpinninToeHold People still have boomboxes? #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 an engine hanging from the celing. I have a feeling that will be a murder weapon. #HashtagHorror

reedracer If you guys had waited 3 or 4 days to bury him, I wouldn’t need to interrogate at the funeral! #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 sometimes I hate being right. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Oops #HashtagHorror

reedracer They got the drop on that guy! #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 despite your classmates being murdered you still have a final on monday. #HashtagHorror

reedracer Mid-term Final? It’s either one or the other. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror you’re spose to reply with maybe!

jmt5887writing a report that would have been wise to have known before hand to save everyone issues.#HashtagHorror

reedracer Invading My Space accounts and no one noticed #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 wasn’t myspace already dead by 2010? why would that news story be a problem? #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Hipster Grandpa #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 get out of my house black man. #HashtagHorror

reedracer Maybe it’s the missing link? #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold those web pages look worst than Chavo Classics webpage. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 there’s a lot of missing chains in that room. lots of links out there. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 it’s at this point she realized she is a future victim. #HashtagHorror

reedracer How did she find that 200 year old web site? #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 death in bathtub. relax forever. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 do what the pretty lady in glasses says nerd. #HashtagHorror

reedracer Woo hoo! It’s scrunchy time! #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 Death has come to claim this bitch. oh momentary nudity too. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Yes! Now the movie is cooking.

jmt5887Nothing good ever happens when the lights are out. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 1 lash 2 lash black and blue bitch. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Fixed a hotdog…did I miss anything? #HashtagHorror

reedracer That robe was a ripoff. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 That chick has a splitting headache she’ll never recover from. #HashtagHorror

reedracer Did it make that mask from a ribbed wifebeater? #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Here’s my e-mail #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 a hug makes everything better. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Roger Rabbit? The guy who did Roger Rabbit’s voice? Really? #HashtagHorror

jmt5587 if we had monk on the case this would have been solved an hour ago. #HashtagHorror

reedracer Cop’s getting better: Does the interrogating at the crime scene. But he hugs teen boys and still refuses the profiler. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 my face looks like that because what you can’t see is her catching a feel. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 that article would have been good to have read yesterday. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 I’m watching you bitch. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror so the killer is an anti technology, cult government, hills have eyes looking bald guy who sends emails?

jmt5887and now she is paranoid of everyone. and she should be.#HashtagHorror

reedracer They blacked out the Ford logo #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 i get the feeling here is the Obligatory black guy death. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror I’m gon get my black ass outta here and let the killer get dem white folks

SpinninToeHoldThe token black guy is still alive. Thank you#HashtagHorror

jmt5887 we are being watched. #HashtagHorror

reedracer Imma gonna hurl if they don’t get off this merry-go-round #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 and now you have sealed your death #HashtagHorror

sXe_Edd They gotta work together to save their lives. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 oh god. that was too much. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Chain Letter and the killer kills with a chain weapon…classic (it took me a few minutes to figure that out) #HashtagHorror

reedracer When he said he wanted to go with a hooker… #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 the old man decided to help out after all. #HashtagHorror

reedracer Chain link = web link, cool #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 i feel sick to my stomach now. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 the chain room with a black man in it. I don’t think this will end well. #HashtagHorror

reedracer It’s the chain warehouse! #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 now that is a cool booby trap. #HashtagHorror

reedracer Good thing the cop went alone, we wouldn’t want to put anyone else in danger at this obvious setup. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 you idiot. don’t use technology in there. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 and the black detective died. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Chainz from DOA is the killer. #HashtagHorror

sXe_Edd The officer tried to save the day… keyword tried. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 Destroy the technology! #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 is that a camera in the corner. and the phone is still alive after being smashed. #HashtagHorror

reedracer Not the fake dream sequence! #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold This movie will never end #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 harps back to the beginning of the movie. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 so the token black guy was the only survivor. that doesn’t happen often. #HashtagHorror

reedracer Last time my folks left for work at the exact same time in different cars? Never. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Black guy lives!

jmt5887I’m glad that as of now this didn’t get a sequel. that flat out sucked. #HashtagHorror

reedracer There goes Jessie! #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold What the fuck was that? That’s the ending? at least the black dude survived. #HashtagHorror

reedracer At least we had a surprise black dude killing. #HashtagHorror 3 of 5 stars