Warner Bros released this poster today for next year’s Superman movie: Man of Steel.
Alright. Lets examine this. Superman is in full costume. A military group, probably US, is escorting him down a hall way. He just went through a doorway because that same door frame is casting the light over his shoulder. But how did Superman get into this position?
He’s in costume, so this must take place later in this rumored to be an origin movie. Those handcuffs don’t appear to be made of Kryptonite so he must be allowing this to happen. But why?
The poster provides more questions than answers. It does not convince me to buy a ticket though. I want to be convinced a man can fly. I’ve seen plenty of people walk down halls. In fact, I walked through one earlier today. No one based a movie around it.
What do you all think?


“The Man of Steel” part is referring to his untimely erection, which he’s trying very hard to cover up with his hands.
The full title is Man of Lexington Steele.