REGALSAYS: *sigh* these are the movies that test ones sanity. Wether it’s this, Canadian low budget bullshit or this shit heap that gives the middle finger to any aspiring filmmaker who CAN do better with the budget (or lack of) that this had. 

Save yourself. Avoid.

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror that interviewer sounds like Matt Striker

tinapickles #Hashtaghorror Was that PSA?

tinapickles #Hashtaghorror I have expect to see Jane Fonda…

tinapickles #Hashtaghorror Gratuitious boob shot…

tinapickles #Hashtaghorror Raise your hand if “Body Talk… Body Talk… I love the sound of your body talk” is gonna be stuck in your head

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror too much fucking swearing.

tinapickles #Hashtaghorror dude… take some pills!

SpinninToeHold Is that Corey Feldman? #HashtagHorror

tinapickles #Hashtaghorror Are they calling him names, or is his name actually Bozo?

tinapickles #Hashtaghorror I think she forgot her pants?

SpinninToeHold this movie is very direct #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Why does she have a knife? #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Oh no the head crushing scene #HashtagHorror

tinapickles #hashtaghorror OH! NOW I get it… sans pants, easy access… right.

tinapickles #Hashtaghorror Where the hell did she pull THAT from?

SpinninToeHold 28 points if you get the boy and the bike. WTF #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold So much for that helmet #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror 28 points!!

SpinninToeHold They killed that little kid and he worries about being up early for church. Lol #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold 80 Douchebag crew #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Melvin was suppose to be the 80’s Brad Pitt? #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Short shorts in the 80’s were short #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Slime #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Dem ribs #HashtagHorror

tinapickles #hashtaghorror Jesus, Melvin. Believe that and I gotta bridge I’d like to sell you

SpinninToeHold Tutu’s belong in Hogan and Rock movies. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Carrie ripoff #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror is it over yet?

SpinninToeHold That so wasn’t a stunt double at all #HashtagHorror

tinapickles #hashtaghorror I think I went to frat party like this once… with the sheep and everything.

SpinninToeHold That chubby chick is kinda hot #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold He’s faking it? #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Melvin’s on fire. Thanks captain obvious. #HashtagHorror

tinapickles #hashtaghorror Wait… you encourage your boy to hit-n-run kids for fun but NOW you’re concerned? WTF?

SpinninToeHold The 80’s were weird based on this movie #HashtagHorror

tinapickles #hashtaghorror Ominous smoke under the door… No ma, I ain’t alright.

tinapickles #hashtaghorror Right… cause who doesn’t enter puberty with guttural grunts, growls, and screams…

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror I heard you’re looking for Candyman, bitch. Shit. Wrong movie.

SpinninToeHold That’s exactly how I went through it. lol RT @SolaceWinter: Oh, is that how puberty for boys works? I had no idea… #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Cross dresser thug #HashtagHorror

tinapickles #hashtaghorror Is the Toxic Avenger STILL wearing a tutu? All the adorbs…

SpinninToeHold Lmao I made a Toxic Avenger CAW in WWF Smackdown: Here Comes The Pain once. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Lmao worst dubbed voice over ever #HashtagHorror

tinapickles #hashtaghorror Where the hell is that cop from and where did that nurse go to school?

tinapickles #hashtaghorror Mops… must be some sort of political statement.

SpinninToeHold Holy shit that fat dude is sweaty #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Health Clubs in the 80’s were weird. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Awww Toxie making his home. #HashtagHorror

tinapickles #hashtaghorror Be it ever so humble… there’s no place like the railway trash heap

SpinninToeHold Holy shit this story is just all over the place. Great actors too. #HashtagHorror

tinapickles #hashtaghorror Meanwhile, the kids all break out in their best Footloose…

SpinninToeHold Ewww that bottle must smell like something foul. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Drop your tacos or I’ll blow your brains out #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold I would be laughing at that facepaint dude. I am serious. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Hottest blind lady ever. #HashtagHorror

tinapickles #hashtaghorror Um… does the blind girl kinda look like Sarah Michelle Gellar? #IsItJustMe?

tinapickles #hashtaghorror Cornhole? Really? REALLY??!

SpinninToeHold WHAT THE SHIT? #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Why all the crotch shots? #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold These sound efxs are funny as hell. #HashtagHorror

tinapickles #hashtaghorror Is that a sword in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

SpinninToeHold Weirdest death scene ever #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Kurt Angle slam him into the pizza oven. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold They should have gotten Morgan Freeman to do Toxic Avenger’s voice. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold The police eating tacos while they investigate the taco place crime scene. Lol #HashtagHorror

tinapickles #hashtaghorror Right… a “rash” on your “face”…

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror are we done yet?

SpinninToeHold Blind girl cop-a-feel. Hot. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold This Health Club is not so healthy at all. #HashtagHorror

tinapickles #hashtaghorror Were those men wearing banana hammocks to the gym?

SpinninToeHold As corny as this is it’s still ten times better than Nude Nuns with Big Guns. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror that club can’t have many successful members. They’re all fat!

SpinninToeHold Masturbating to death pictures is not PG at all. #HashtagHorror

tinapickles #hashtaghorror Hey! It’s Chunk! Goonies never say die..

SpinninToeHold Death by burnt ass? #HashtagHorror

tinapickles #hashtaghorror Er… not Chunk… Chunks friend….

SpinninToeHold This is no David Bowie concert. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #hashtaghorror feel the burn, bitch! *Freddy Krueger laugh*

tinapickles #hashtaghorror Who plays sitting down in the middle of the damn road?

SpinninToeHold 80’s montage #HashtagHorror

tinapickles #hashtaghorror Monsters prefer blonds #Truth #Fact

SpinninToeHold This Monster. That Monster. Monster. Monster. Monster. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Monster Faggot is not a nice thing to say. #HashtagHorror

tinapickles #hashtaghorror I think Netflix mis-filed/labled this one. It clearly goes under comedy, not horror.

SpinninToeHold For a blind chick…she can sure doll herself up nice. #HashtagHorror

tinapickles #hashtaghorror And also… Toxic Avenger hasn’t changed his clothes yet… EWWW

tinapickles #hashtaghorror I’m gonna show you the things love can do… thru my pants.

SpinninToeHold Sorry Madam #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Bitch sucks at finding a way out. #HashtagHorror

tinapickles #hashtaghorror Yeah Bozo… swerve the car.

SpinninToeHold We want Toxic Avenger vs Sloth from Goonies!! #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #hashtaghorror this is downright fuckin’ terrible.

tinapickles #hashtaghorror Shake it off man, shake it off.

tinapickles #hashtaghorror Aw… quit pickin’ on the little guy… er… lady.

SpinninToeHold Drama #HashtagHorror

tinapickles #hashtaghorror You see Sarah, you’re blind… Thank you for that bit of verbal irony Captain Obvious…

SpinninToeHold Rocky Ripoff #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror are… We… DONE… YET?!

SpinninToeHold Wow the Twin Towers #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold We survived #HashtagHorror

tinapickles #hashtaghorror Body talk… body talk… I love the sound of you body talk..