REGALSAYS: “Fuck this movie. That is all.”

JoeBewick FREAK SHOW ENTERTAINMENT #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror whoever suggested this gets an auto high five for nudity choice.

JoeBewick It looks like Sons of Anarchy mixed with Breaking Bad mixed with shit. #HashtagHorror

JoeBewick ACES AND 8’S! #HashtagHorror

VrySrsBsns this is a shitty tarentino rip-off. considering tarentino makes shitty movies to begin with, this is amazing. #HashtagHorror

JoeBewick I guess that she……. has a drug habit! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! #HashtagHorror

JoeBewick He’s OK with drugging innocent people, but not with murder? That’s OK then…. #HashtagHorror

JoeBewick He no sold that first baseball bat shot like Scott Hall #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Hey! That lamp cost $2 at the flea market.

SpinninToeHold Oh shit it’s Chong #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold Grade A dialogue #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold Stop jerking that gun #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold Sister Sarah just killed Chong. What a bitch. #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold Take care of my drugs lol #hashtaghorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Carlito and Chavo, eh? Now we need Rey and a Primo to complete the ethnic set.

JoeBewick DA MONASTERY OF HARD KNOX #HashtagHorror

VrySrsBsns this movie is so bad not even a room full of naked women can save it. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold We got Nun boobies #hashtaghorror

JoeBewick I don’t think that this priest is genuine. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Is that George Lopez? #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold That priest got Mood lighting. Sin Cara fuck you. #hashtaghorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror the Mexican version of Christopher Walken

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Man… Titus O’Neill looks like shit

JoeBewick Yep, the foot fetish shots. They’re trying too hard. Quentin isn’t pleased. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror “Boy, Why are you crying?”

SpinninToeHold Billy is gonna die, isn’t he? #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold Being raped by Zeus…O_O #hashtaghorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror there is just no style nor plot to this movie

SpinninToeHold Aston Kutcher’s brother is the gas attendant? #hashtaghorror

JoeBewick Guys, I know I said this last week, but this time I really am so lost they should put my face on a milk carton. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Chavo’s Repair…you wreck it, we don’t give a fuck. #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold I might throw my hat in too RT @SolaceWinter: Hell, I might even tap to this one. RT @VrySrsBsns: i’m not going to make it. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Dude. I am way too cranky and hungry for this. But I ain’t tapping out.

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Aim higher. It’s Titus O’Neill… You won’t shoot nothing important that far down.

SpinninToeHold Can we at least have some attractive boobies please? #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold I am surprise Cheech hasn’t been in this movie. I am a little disappointed. #hashtaghorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror We know why Danny Trejo would have turned this down. It’s way worse than the usual bullshit he stars in.

SpinninToeHold That Sister Sarah has an awesome mustache. #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold This movie makes me appreciate Once Upon A Time In Mexico. #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold I swear that Sister Sarah is like a weird mutated version of Sarah Silverman. #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold This movie is like a Diva’s match….PISS BREAK #hashtaghorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror I swear this movie was made as an excuse to siphon off illegal funds or something. Has to be.

VrySrsBsns i could be watching youtube videos right now… #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Ned Flanders would even have foul words to say about this cunt rag of a movie. WHY IS IT ONLY 40 MINS IN? GAHHHHHHH!

VrySrsBsns wait a minute. if this is in mexico why are they using american currency? why am i paying attention to detail?!? #HashtagHorror

JoeBewick Guys, remember Return of the Killer Tomatoes? That film was the best… #HashtagHorrible….. uh, I mean #HashtagHorror

VrySrsBsns who sits bare ass in a motel shower? hope you like ass crabs honey. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror my conclusion is that @stateofthelinds is an evil genius with this selection. But I won’t be broken. Never!

VrySrsBsns can you imagine the embarrassment your family would suffer if you died & this movie was playing when they found your body? #HashtagHorror

VrySrsBsns HALF FUCKING WAY THROUGH THIS SHIT SANDWICH #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror the black dude looks like Titus O’Neill and the bald guy from The Shining

JoeBewick This film is unquestionably THE biggest piece of shit that we have watched yet. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold How come fatty nun hasn’t shown her boobies? That heel. I am probably going to regret that later huh? #hashtaghorror

JoeBewick The fact that the black guy rapes everybody is so unbelievably racist it is unreal. #HashtagHorror

JoeBewick Oh so that’s why it’s called that…. #HashtagHorror

VrySrsBsns this movie had a budget of $85,000?!?!? WHERE THE FUCK DID THE MONEY GO?!?! #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Someone please stop the raping Titus O’ Neil #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold “Big guns like in big tits” Who wrote this? Do they work for TNA? Where’s Team Stereotypicos? #hashtaghorror

VrySrsBsns contemplating scat porn, to clear my palette of course. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror 30 mins… I can do this.

SpinninToeHold How the fuck did this movie get more than one star on Netflix? #hashtaghorror

VrySrsBsns did this motel skank have the audacity to drink with her pinky finger up? #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Nice tits…ugly face…game changer #hashtaghorror

JoeBewick I done lost a few brain cells watching this crapsicle. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Is that Scotty Riggs? #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold A ginger…we have a ginger. #hashtaghorror

VrySrsBsns waiting for kickstand to break into my home and rape me. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold So no one wears bras in this movie? #hashtaghorror

JoeBewick Oh, lesbian scene. How could there not be one? #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold I hope no one walks into my room right now…it will be awkward or not #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold Sad but true RT @SolaceWinter: And there was the most attractive woman in the movie. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold If my PS3 dies…I am blaming this shitty movie #hashtaghorror

VrySrsBsns I hope there’s a kick starter account for a sequel. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold I swear some of these women have to be trannies #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold What is up with this Sin Cara mood lighting? #hashtaghorror

VrySrsBsns i keep misspelling hashtag horror. this fucking movie has destroyed my brain. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold American Males….American Males…. #hashtaghorror

JoeBewick They shot his dick off. Of course. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold No not penis #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold Where did she get a machine gun? #hashtaghorror

VrySrsBsns I MADE IT! I FUCKING MADE IT! #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror this is to us what sitting through a Vince Russo written show is to Jim Cornette.

SpinninToeHold She shot off his dick….ok #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold THANK YOU JESUS IT’s FUCKING OVER #hashtaghorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror and we win for surviving this.