REGALSAYS: This wasn’t as bad as people make it out to be. Just watch it and make a game of ‘What would Triple H REALLY do?’

Trip’s attempt to carry the movie is funny but yeah… Don’t go out your way to watch it unless you want to punish yourself… Or if you are a current WWE midcarder want a push or TV time!

Kristoffrable The Chaperone…WWE’s vain attempt for you to not stab screwdrivers through your eyes while watching a bad movie! #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds So, has the WWE ever made a good movie? #HashTagWrestling

VrySrsBsns god this movie is going to suck #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold Triple H as Nailz in The Chaperone #hashtagwrestling

Melodelish4286 The Triple H Moses look, two thumbs up #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable Triple H doing his best impression of Daniel Bryan with that ridiculous beard. #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Is that Daniel Bryan? #hashtagwrestling

SpinninToeHold What’s in the box, Triple H? Your broken heart? Your picture of papa Vince? The WWE Network? The XFL? #hashtagwrestling

stateofthelinds You know it’s #HashTagWrestling when the main character’s fake facial hair is worse then it normally is

JakeGronie I’ll be disappointed if Sledgy doesn’t make a cameo. #hashtagwrestling

VrySrsBsns $2 dollar daniel bryan beard? #HashtagWrestling

Melodelish4286 Just what I want to learn about in prison: dinosaurs #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable Triple H reads? I call bullshit. #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold True fact: Triple H used his own ball hair to make that beard. #hashtagwrestling

reedracer Dry exhale alert #HHH #HashTagWrestling

NickRedMachine Triple H’s acting skills are already astonishing. Really puts you into it. #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Well, staring in a WWE film counts as doing something stupid. #hashtagwrestling

Kristoffrable I have never looked into my side mirrors with a smirk like that on my face…ever. And I don’t fucking drive! #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling as in this movie it’s cool to have ink, fake ink that is

SpinninToeHold Beard-a-Mania #hashtagwrestling

Kristoffrable I’m sure I would have just taken off without that guy. Then again, it’s Triple H #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling damn it, he wants to drive!

SpinninToeHold Triple H just got out of prison and stole a car…WWE creative at it’s best, folks. #hashtagwrestling

Kristoffrable Oh God, it’s 1997 Hunter Hearst Hemsley without the beard! Bring it back, please #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie One minute out of prison and he already commits grand theft auto. #hashtagwrestling

Kristoffrable Good to know that he tries to make up for things with cliche flowers and a teddy bear. #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold Oh shit it’s 2000 Triple H (shaved) #hashtagwrestling

Melodelish4286 Triple H’s acting skills > Cena’s acting skills #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds Next time I get out of prison I am going to steal a car as fancy as Triple H’s #HashTagWrestling

SpinninToeHold He kept the sideburns #hashtagwrestling

Kristoffrable They keep calling him Ray Ray, but I keep expecting them to call him Ray Jay. #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie His name is Rey? I’m going to confuse him with Rey Mysterio by WWE logic. #hashtagwrestling

SpinninToeHold Hey that’s not iCarly #hashtagwrestling

Kristoffrable I kind of want to give him a hug. #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds Triple H telegraphs his lines more then he does his wrestling moves. if he had done this against Brock then he…oh wait.. #HashTagWrestling

IamLWilliams #HashtagWrestling I can’t take Triple H seriously as a good guy with no facial hair. He looks like the BlueBlood asshole.

JakeGronie Ex-con walking into a Jr. High. What could go wrong? #hashtagwrestling

stateofthelinds I wanted for him to yell “ITS TIME TO PLAY THE GAME” Too Soon? #HashTagWrestling

SpinninToeHold Triple H just looks like he did in Blade Trinity. #hashtagwrestling

Andrewthemark Aw how sad #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold Triple H hates gingers #hashtagwrestling

vgamer19 My dad was in prison once. I don’t tweet him this cold. #HashtagWrestling

NickRedMachine I’d piss on that teddybear if I got it from Triple H. #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Does this school have any security? #hashtagwrestling

FamousPlewa Got it. Oh hey it’s Lisa Simpson! #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds This fight looks exactly like some of the WWE performances #HashTagWrestling

SpinninToeHold Lisa Fucking Simpson #hashtagwrestling

Kristoffrable Oh, Lisa Simpson is in this movie…I didn’t need that. Seems like she’s playing the same role from Big Bang Theory #HashtagWrestling

NickRedMachine Oh, this dumb bitch that’s in every movie. #HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce I am picturing The Chaperone 2 with Ryback. They go camping. “Feed me s’mores.” #HashtagWrestling

VrySrsBsns that little bitch has a running high knee in her future. #HashtagWrestling

reedracer He just told Lisa Simpson he is Sally’s mom. #HashTagWrestling

stateofthelinds I think Triple H just got PWNed by a little girl… #HashTagWrestling

Andrewthemark Wait what is that a tattoo? #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds Oh, you mean Triple H wasn’t the muscle in the organization? I see a shitty re-make with the Rock in a year or two. #HashTagWrestling

Kristoffrable So…they made the movie ‘Drive’ just to try to erase this from cinema history, right? #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Give him a Pedigree! #hashtagwrestling

NickRedMachine Yeah, punch that wall! #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable Fuck, I think I own the same button up shirt as that guy. Guess I’ll never wear it again. #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold Triple H just called that car a Vanilla midget. #hashtagwrestling

JakeGronie HHH looks down on fuel effeminacy. #hashtagwrestling

Kristoffrable A Smart Hummer? Begging for the Sledgehammer. #HashtagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashTagWrestling Any questions? Yeah, one. Am I going fucking over?!

SpinninToeHold Triple H trying to find a JOB….how hilarious and ironic is that #hashtagwrestling

stateofthelinds Where did an ex-con with no job get a nice suit? #HashTagWrestling

Andrewthemark “Organic Delight” is not PG! #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable You call a radio show from some payphone? GTFO #HashtagWrestling

Melodelish4286 Ray Ray just got out of jail like two days ago, give him some time to get a job… #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold Katie Vick got her revenge on Triple H’s apartment. #hashtagwrestling

NickRedMachine Oh, now there’s a house fire! Anyone keeping count of movie cliches? #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold Uncle Eddie is balding. #hashtagwrestling

vgamer19 This is a comedy right? Because so far this is pretty depressing. #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling and everything he owns goes up in smoke

Kristoffrable No WWE film is complete without generic Katy Perry music…fuck me. #HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce Shelby studied this movie to prepare for the role. RT@ZigglersQueen81: #HashtagWrestling this radio doctor is kinda sorta like Dr. Shelby

JakeGronie Stanley looks like a fatter Dr. Shelby. #hashtagwrestling

FamousPlewa #HashTagWrestling Leave that kid alone with his bags! Those are Hunters bags… And the kid is carrying them.

Kristoffrable Nice cameo for X-Pac, as the guy that loads the bags on the bus. #HashtagWrestling

IamLWilliams I don’t think Triple H knows how irony works. Isn’t that ironic? #HashtagWrestling

NickRedMachine That woman. Oh my fucking god. #HashtagWrestling

VrySrsBsns i wonder if hhh can get all of these screwed up kids on the right track by the end of the movie.the suspense is killing me #HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce Worked on the Simpsons. RT @ZigglersQueen81: #HashtagWrestling how safe is it to have a stoner as a bus driver

SpinninToeHold Can’t believe that little girl was a RAW Host. #hashtagwrestling

FamousPlewa #HashTagWrestling So we got a Rey (Ray) and a Goldie (Goldust). Nice screenwriting work (!)

NickRedMachine A robbery! Who the fuck wrote this!? #HashtagWrestling

reedracer Good thing they found an ensemble of actors on par with HHH’s abilities. #HashTagWrestling

Kristoffrable Awww, Triple H teaching his little girl how to drive. Didn’t know this was 1950 or that she hit two pedestrians. #HashtagWrestling

Andrewthemark Damn those masks are scary…. #HashtagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashTagWrestling Triple H teaches the same kinda things to his kids in real life. Except he’s teaching them burial techniques.

NickRedMachine I have no fucking idea what this movie is, but I predict a kidnapping before a save by Triple H. #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold Triple H teaching his daughter to drive at age 5. Parent of the year! #hashtagwrestling

JakeGronie Jewish Dr, how stereotypical. #hashtagwrestling

stateofthelinds Who has IPods these days? It’s so 2010. #HashTagWrestling

JakeGronie Let the Press You’re Luck reference. #hashtagwrestling

Andrewthemark What a bitch! #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold So they have masks of Bush’s cabinet? This is like a scene ripped off from Point Break. #hashtagwrestling

NickRedMachine Andrew: ”Why is the guy wearing a woman mask? Faggot.” #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie It’s funny because he’s a man and he’s wearing a women’s mask! #hashtagwrestling

Andrewthemark Sally’s what face > #HashtagWrestling

Melodelish4286 Overprotective moms, so overprotective that she doesn’t know her ex-con husband is the chaperone #HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce #HashtagWrestling I see this movie as the spiritual successor to Kindergarten Cop.

Kristoffrable That’s not suspicious at all…guys running with duffel bags and into X-Pac no less. #HashtagWrestling

NickRedMachine Police chase. I’m at 7. #hashtagwrestling

Kristoffrable Oh shit, they trust X-Pac to drive this thing? #HashtagWrestling

reedracer Neat how they got the bus driver from the Simpsons, too! #HashTagWrestling

SpinninToeHold These guys suck as bank robbers. #hashtagwrestling

Melodelish4286 What qualifies as “inappropriate use” Lisa Simpson? #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling he ran right into the cops!

vgamer19 That blood is not PG. #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds I don’t know whats worse, Triple H’s bad beard at the beginning or this other dudes awful hair plugs #HashTagWrestling

reedracer We didn’t get to go to Bourbon Street in Jr. high! #HashTagWrestling

VrySrsBsns after the diaper gag, i better see “written by vince mcmahon” in the credits. #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold Is that Seth MacFarlane? #hashtagwrestling

TheSupremeForce #HashtagWrestling the bank teller is awesome.

stateofthelinds Bitch slap the bank teller #HashTagWrestling

NickRedMachine Think about this: People got paid to write, film and act in this. #HashtagWrestling

reedracer Ray Ray’s not too bright. #fingerprints? #HashTagWrestling

NickRedMachine 9. #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds Awkward Public Conversation #HashTagWrestling

NickRedMachine PEDIGREE, PEDIGREE, COME ON #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold If we didn’t know Triple H wasn’t her father this would seem like a weird pedo love story. #hashtagwrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling SPITBALLS

vgamer19 Kill that fucking ginger. #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold Triple H hates gingers part 2 #hashtagwrestling

stateofthelinds OHHHHH SHITS GONNA HIT THE FAN #spitwad #HashTagWrestling

TheSupremeForce Leave her alone! RT @ZigglersQueen81: #HashtagWrestling I thought Lisa Simpson’s voice was bad! Meet dumb dumb, the bank teller

Kristoffrable How much you want to bet that X-Pac thinks he’s piloting the yellow submarine. #HashtagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashTagWrestling I’M BATMAN > I’M THE CHAPERONE

NickRedMachine 10. #HashtagWrestling

IamLWilliams Wait, are they going to New Orleans, or are they in New Orleans? Because the Mississippi River bridge is in New Orleans? #HashtagWrestling

NickRedMachine Mizfits. #HashtagWrestling

vgamer19 ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKERS! DO YOU SPEAK IT? #HashtagWrestling

Melodelish4286 Pisses me off that I never went on cool trips in jr high or high school…thanks for nothing A-town! #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds Is it just me or does the name “Mr Bradstone” irritate the shit out of anyone else? #HashTagWrestling

Andrewthemark Serious Triple H is serious. #HashtagWrestling

NickRedMachine I’ve seen enough of this fucking woman, god fucking damnit. #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable I really hope at the end of this thing he changes his name from Ray Bradstone to Joey Gladstone. #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling never tell children to shut up? And here I thought I knew it all

IamLWilliams TITULAR LINE! TITULAR LINE! #HashtagWrestling

Andrewthemark Horse mouth. #HashtagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashTagWrestling token black kid didn’t get a line

SpinninToeHold I hope Triple H tears his quad in this movie. That would be less painful then watching his acting. #hashtagwrestling

NickRedMachine Me: That kid kind of looks like me, 5 years ago. Andrew, who met me this year: HAHA, HE KINDA DOES! #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie I had the title line in Star Wars and Out of Africa. #hashtagwrestling

stateofthelinds Triple H as a Zen Master is going to make my brain explode #HashTagWrestling

Andrewthemark Inb4 Triple H rage for the fifth time in this god damn movie #HashtagWrestling

vgamer19 If this were realistic,they would be wearing COD shirts and the girls would be screaming at their friends beside them. #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold If you look to the right out your windows you’ll see Emo Big Show #hashtagwrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling therapy time

Andrewthemark BEING HIGH IS NOT PG #HashtagWrestling

IamLWilliams Hey, I go on that bridge every day, and that sign doesn’t exist. #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds Kiss ass #HashTagWrestling

Kristoffrable Pretty sure this girl is the biggest hypocrite I’ve ever seen in a movie. #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Those guys should talk to Kurt Van Houton. #hashtagwrestling

stateofthelinds The way to get to your daughter’s heart is through her pre-pubescent crush #HashTagWrestling

SpinninToeHold Being High is PG-13 #hashtagwrestling

FamousPlewa #HashTagWrestling they wanted Evan Bourne for this role. But in the script table read he replied YES to “Are you high?”

Andrewthemark These close-ups…. #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Oh damn bad breath burn! #hashtagwrestling

SpinninToeHold Triple H jobs to that little girl….it’s WrestleMania 12 all over again. #hashtagwrestling

NickRedMachien Is this guy mentally ill? #HashtagWrestling

IamLWilliams Is Ariel Winter on the Wellness Test committee? #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Nice hat. #hashtagwrestling

Andrewthemark Great plot, and great acting! #HashtagWrestling

NickRedMachine No wonder Triple H lost to Lesnar, this shit has destroyed half my braincells already. #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds Didn’t this dude just have a scratch on his face? Is he channeling his inner Cody Rhodes? #HashTagWrestling

JakeGronie They should have had Mr. Belding as the principal in this. #hashtagwrestling

SpinninToeHold Creative has nothing for you but WE MADE A MOVIE #hashtagwrestling

Andrewthemark Mr.Mobelski #HashtagWrestling

reedracer I knew they started young in Louisiana, but come on. #HashTagWrestling

VrySrsBsns i think my neighbors are being murdered. i’ll see after the movie’s over. #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie And now a Jewish lawyer. #hashtagwrestling

FamousPlewa #HashTagWrestling this movie was conceived after Hunter and Vince watched an old Simpsons episode while high

SpinninToeHold This movie is a foreshadowing of how Triple H is currently running WWE, right? #hashtagwrestling

NickRedMachine I shouldn’t watch this film. I used to like Triple H.. #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable Sequel to this is team Rhodes Scholars instituting the same policies they had in Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix. #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Of course he cut’s a promo in the middle of the movie. #hashtagwrestling

Kristoffrable How did the school teacher from Twilight make it into this movie. Oh, right…Twilight. #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds You know, Triple H’s lines would work in college classes #HashTagWrestling

JakeGronie Evil blonde popular girl. #hashtagwrestling

stateofthelinds TRIPLE H TO THE RESCUE! Super Docent Man! #HashTagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashTagWrestling I’m expecting a gremlin to attack the bus In the third act and for Triple H to fight it on the bus roof. #TreehouseHorror

Kristoffrable …Triple H knows dinosaurs enough to lead a class in a museum… #HashtagWrestling

IamLWilliams Why would the kids tour the French Quarter? There’s nothing there but beer bottles and the smell of piss. #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable It’s birds! #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie How does no one read through the lines of that exchange. #hashtagwrestling

SpinninToeHold Triple H knows dinosaurs. #hashtagwrestling

NickRedMachine Chickens! HahahSHUT THE FUCK UP #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds It’s BIRDS YOU DUMBASSES #HashTagWrestling

NickRedMachine 11, by the way. #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable Allosaurus, didn’t they star in a Jurassic Park movie? #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Did no one see Juarisic Park and know about birds? #hashtagwrestling

FamousPlewa #HashTagWrestling that kid best stop hitting on his daughter if he wants to retain the use of his legs.

vgamer19 Stanley is ready brother. #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold Triple H trying to get his daughter laid. Creepy is an understatement. #hashtagwrestling

TheSupremeForce #HashtagWrestling Greatest music shift ever. Also, Very Serious Business face for HHH.

Kristoffrable …Lisa Simpson needs to get laid so she’s not so uptight. #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold Falls Count Anywhere #hashtagwrestling

NickRedMachine 12, but at this point I don’t give a shit anymore. #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable Damn! Did Triple H just throw Gavin DeGraw into a mirror?! #HashtagWrestling

Andrewthemark That blood dried fast. #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling you broke my nose! Trust me, you look way better now dude

reedracer It’s a tile match! #HashTagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashTagWrestling AW MAN! THAT WAS THE PERFECT TIME TO TELL THEM “I’LL BURY YOU BOTH IF I SEE YOU AGAIN!”

SpinninToeHold Field Tripping? #hashtagwrestling

NickRedMachine I’ve never been a part of a full #HashtagWrestling, but I’m starting to feel like it’s an endurance round.

Andrewthemark Where did he get the keys from?! #HashtagWrestling

NickRedMachine Seriously, what fucking family has actually sat down and enjoyed this? #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling never let Triple H drive the bus! You may never see your favorite wrestler again

SpinninToeHold That was creepy. #hashtagwrestling

vgamer19 I saw three gingers in this class. #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling he confused the stoner bus driver

SpinninToeHold Ten bucks he finds the bag Randy Orton shat in. #hashtagwrestling

Kristoffrable He…he better not be looking for panties in that luggage. #HashtagWrestling

IamLWilliams I call a bus driver heel turn. #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds So the daughter can sing? Im sure she get’s that from Triple H’s side of the family #HashTagWrestling

Kristoffrable Always the tall blondes! #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold Apple product placement #hashtagwrestling

Andrewthemark Continuing Nicks count, (he lost hope) we’re at 14. #HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce Lunch was mentioned. RT @VrySrsBsns: is it wrong i want to see ryback run on screen and obliterate the daughter? #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling remote may be a little to high tech for the doctor

SpinninToeHold I wish I was watching See No Evil. #hashtagwrestling

Andrewthemark 15. #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling it’s a cock, I mean gun fight

SpinninToeHold You can sense the sexual tension from Lisa Simpson #hashtagwrestling

stateofthelinds Is Lisa Simpson trying to get laid….by Triple H?! #MENTALPICTURE #HashTagWrestling

reedracer I stayed at that Sheraton on my honeymoon. #HashTagWrestling

Kristoffrable Did X-Pac say, “Oh, sorry, Parmesan?” #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold Otto the bus driver is mad or high or something. #hashtagwrestling

IamLWilliams Lisa Simpson has a creepy face. #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds Wow, when I was on a bus trip the worse thing I did was make blanket forts at the hotel. #ImissThe90‘s #HashTagWrestling

VrySrsBsns wait a minute. nick looks like billy kidman, and is written as a total goof. i think this entire movie is a rib on kidman! #HashtagWrestling

reedracer Don’t forget to count the ‘bad botox lips’ cliche when it comes. #HashTagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling the bus driver was left, but he’s at the hotel before the bus?

SpinninToeHold Triple H has found the money they waste for this movie. #hashtagwrestling

JakeGronie Is that sculpture from Killer Clowns form Outer Space? #hashtagwrestling

IamLWilliams Aaaaaaah, I stayed in that hotel for 2 months! #HashtagWrestling

Andrewthemark 42 minutes of hell remain! #HashtagWrestling

NickRedMachine Still 42 minutes left, why am I a fucking piece of shit and watching this? #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds Dear Henchman, don’t you know you’re supposed to take the Biore Pore Strip off? #HashTagWrestling

Kristoffrable Yeah that didn’t sound at all like you were having phone sex, Triple H. #HashtagWrestling

NickRedMachine This is the worst good guy-bad guy relationship ever in a movie, and it’s not even close to anything bad ever. #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling he who has the money makes the rules?

SpinninToeHold I want to punch that smiling kid’s face. #hashtagwrestling

JakeGronie Why don’t they go gawk at the Lower 19th Ward on a Katrina Tour? #hashtagwrestling

TheSupremeForce #HashtagWrestling Why isn’t Blade Trinity on instant watch?

stateofthelinds Family Friendly Activity? You mean New Orleans doesn’t have a red light district? #HashTagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling someone, anyone give Lisa Simpson some! Please I beg of you

SpinninToeHold Triple H getting everybody laid #hashtagwrestling

Andrewthemark Shitty movie is shitty. #HashtagWrestling

NickRedMachine This guy is a fucking queer. #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable Family friendly, eh? Going to teach her how to make a Voodoo doll? Bet you’re an expert at that too! #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold This movie needs more Ric Flair #hashtagwrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling I admit, I’d to pet Triple H’s arms!

TheSupremeForce I am the tag team champions! RT @VrySrsBsns: hhh is afraid to hug it out? #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Is that the C and C Music Factory? #hashtagwrestling

reedracer That better be your fanny pack #thingsIlearntinprison #HashTagWrestling

IamLWilliams New Orleans is a cool city… until you live here for 11 years. Then, it’s a place full of tourists and random drunks. #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds Romance? You mean Triple H doesn’t just yell “ITS TIME TO PLAY THE GAME” and dive into bed? #HashTagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling don’t lie HHH, you would be telling all the boys to back the F up off your kids

Andrewthemark The 12 year old girl is the best actor in this shit #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds DO NOT SING!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #HashTagWrestling

JakeGronie How come no one has a Southern accent in this movie? #hashtagwrestling

Andrewthemark The fuck? Who eats just french fries?? #HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce #HashtagWrestling This scene was the inspiration for 3MB. For that, I can only say THANK YOU.

Kristoffrable “It’s Never Too Late?” Is he quoting Three Days Grace? #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Cause no other kid would have a deadbeat or divorced dad. #hashtagwrestling

NickRedMachine Best fake cry ever. Not. Come ON WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM ME? #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds Triple H singing was the #HashTagWrestling Apocalypse

VrySrsBsns eating brinner, watching chaperone, lord take me now cuz it’s all down hill from here. #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable She can’t gather up the kids, it’s not part of the schedule! #HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce #HashtagWrestling All WWE movies operate from the worldview of 1967.

IamLWilliams Why do I have the feeling that the Dudley’s would have been good bad guys in this movie? #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling this is where DB Yes chant came from!

JakeGronie I’ll just let my daughter go off on her own in NoLa, what could go wrong? #hashtagwrestling

Andrewthemark CLICHÉ 16! #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable Is this woman’s show going on 24 hours a day? #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling and here comes the tweets from people who aren’t watching the movie! This annoys me

JakeGronie Acting! #hashtagwrestling

Kristoffrable The best she can come out with is lying criminal? She does know that that describes everyone at certain points? #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold Triple H is a bad parent #hashtagwrestling

stateofthelinds So, umm, he can’t just turn himself in and explain? That would make the movie much shorter #HashTagWrestling

Kristoffrable This movie could do with a fuzzy tomato. #HashtagWrestling

NickRedMachine Why couldn’t they just have Triple H wrestle Undertaker for an hour and 45 minutes? #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds He just made me want cardiac arrest a la mode. Or a brownie. #HashTagWrestling

Kristoffrable “My dad’s a plummer.” Your dad is Super Mario? Mushrooms would certainly explain it. #HashtagWrestling

reedracer Could it possibly be the wrong bag. #HashTagWrestling

JakeGronie This whole movie makes no sense. #hashtagwrestling

Andrewthemark 18. #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling I take it back, nothing is ever simple. Did ya just realize this

stateofthelinds Doesn’t she have an awful lot of eyeshadow on for a 12 year old? I wore that much today, Im 31. #HashTagWrestling

NickRedMachine Two cliches on one. At this point they were probably like why are we even spreading them out. #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Perfect time for a Sledgy cameo. #hashtagwrestling

Kristoffrable So…you guys had guns. Why aren’t you using them now? #HashtagWrestling

Andrewthemark 19 HOLY FUCK THIS MOVIE IS THE WORST #HashtagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashtagWrestling why isn’t there a sledgehammer around?

SpinninToeHold Putting someone’s head up a lion’s ass is not PG, sir! #hashtagwrestling

stateofthelinds Honestly did we NEED to do the slow-mo bad punch? I am sure Triple H could have sold it otherwise #HashTagWrestling

VrySrsBsns WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SLEDGEHAMMER?!?1 #HashtagWrestling

reedracer No, please don’t do Hiya my ass! #HashTagWrestling

JakeGronie Why not a minute scene about how kill you twice makes no sense? #hashtagwrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling that was the best line in this move. I’ll shot your dad then shot you right in

NickRedMachine HE WILL CUM FOR HER? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! #HashtagWrestling

vgamer19 I don’t know who you are, but I will find you. And I will bury you. #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds Now Triple H channels his inner Liam Neeson for Taken: WWE Style. Wow that sounded less bad ass then I thought it would. #HashTagWrestling

TheSupremeForce They actually punched in slow motion. RT @Kristoffrable: Why are the slow motion punching sequences in this movie so bad? #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Lisa voice really comes out when she screams. #hashtagwrestling

IamLWilliams They couldn’t get a couple indy wrestlers to take some bumps? #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold Lisa Simpson is the real Chaperone #hashtagwrestling

Kristoffrable Holy crap. This movie even has a Morgan Freeman look-a-like! #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold Triple H can only trust Morgan Freeman’s brother. #hashtagwrestling

JakeGronie Hey homes smell ya latter! #hashtagwrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling and the NO chant was born! We now can thank Lisa Simpson for both chants!

NickRedMachine W.. what? WHAT? WHAT IS T.. I CAN… No. I will not tap. #HashtagWrestling

IamLWilliams Hahaha, oh Lisa Simpson, you’ll never be taken seriously by anyone. #HashtagWrestling

Andrewthemark Nick just threw up. #HashtagWrestling

VrySrsBsns people complaining about this obviously haven’t been around for some of the hashtag horror movies. #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling she’s not nearly as scary as your dad

Andrewthemark I FUCKING HATE THIS KID #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds App that tracks any IPhone? What is this, #BurnNotice? #HashTagWrestling

SpinninToeHold WWE loves Apple #hashtagwrestling

Kristoffrable Pretty sure that kid just violated the Patriot Act…or not. #HashtagWrestling

VrySrsBsns new orleans isn’t even remotely close to lafayette. #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold Gingers and firecrackers….there’s a joke in there. #hashtagwrestling

Andrewthemark FROM OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable Are you kidding me blondie? Fucking-A! #HashtagWrestling

Andrewthemark “She needs you inside” #HashtagWrestling

Andrewthemark WHY IS THE 12 YEAR OLD DRIVING #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds She can’t drive a car BUT SHE CAN DRIVE A BUS! #LINDSEYSMASH #HashTagWrestling

VrySrsBsns FUCK THE WORLD #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds Yeaaaaaaah…sucking honey out of a beehive is NOT how her lips look. #HashTagWrestling

Andrewthemark By the way, 26 clichès. #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable The secondary title to this movie: “Lisa Simpson Get’s Fired.” #HashtagWrestling

IamLWilliams Cops who can’t tell a kid has fireworks in his bag? Yep, they’re New Orleans cops. #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Scooby Doo can doo doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter. #hashtagwrestling

Andrewthemark Sorry for all the profanity it’s just…. #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold Worst stable ever #hashtagwrestling

JakeGronie You’d think there’d be one likable character in this movie. #hashtagwrestling

NickRedMachine Andrew isn’t tweeting all of my cliche’s. Disappoint. #HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce #HashtagWrestling I forgot about Richie Rich and Duckface.

Kristoffrable Pretty sure this is not how I wanted to break in my new headphones. #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds Is this the WWE version of the #ScoobyGang? #HashTagWrestling

SpinninToeHold Loving Sheamus in this movie #hashtagwrestling

VrySrsBsns i would cut off my own balls to see sheamus run down the aisle of that bus and brogue kick each 1 of these kids. #HashtagWrestling

reedracer Turtles! #HashTagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling like no one can hear that bus pulling up

stateofthelinds This movie is STILL better then the 80 pages of critical theory I still have to read tonight. Thats not saying much #HashTagWrestling

Kristoffrable Eagle has landed? I’m sure the moon landing was more beloved than this! #HashtagWrestling

vgamer19 Headsets from out of nowhere. #HashtagWrestling

NickRedMachine It’s a walky talky… It’s a walky talky.. save me.. #hashtagwrestling

IamLWilliams Because I always carry a headband around… #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie She looks like Janet the Muppet. #hashtagwrestling

stateofthelinds Does it bother anyone else that the blonde girl has DSL? And I am not talking the cable line… #HashTagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashTagWrestling this is where Vince watched Home Alone for inspiration for the third act.

stateofthelinds Home Alone 6: THE CHAPERONE #HashTagWrestling

reedracer That booby fell in the beads. #HashTagWrestling

JakeGronie Yeah this would all come in perfectly clear. #HashtagWrestling

SpinninToeHold This movie was in the theaters, right? #hashtagwrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling she’s in danger, her lips may explode

JakeGronie I guess the iPhone is a real deus ex machina. #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable Awww yeah. Carl Winslowe is hopping into action! #HashtagWrestling

stateofthelinds They don’t get that she has a FUCKING EARPHONE IN? With a MICROPHONE? Dumbasses #HashTagWrestling

NickRedMachine Breaking down. Not because of the sad scene. #HashtagWrestling

Andrewthemark WHAT AN ENDING #HashtagWrestling

VrySrsBsns what a fall from grace for poor lash leroux. #HashtagWrestling

reedracer Now the radio lady thinks she Paula Deen? #HashTagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashTagWrestling Rex Banner arresting Triple H?!

SpinninToeHold End the movie now please #hashtagwrestling

TheSupremeForce #HashtagWrestling The pitch for the next WWE Studios film: Legion meets Cellular meets Canadian Bacon. It stars ADR and Heath Slater.

Stateofthelinds I just…..I give up #HashTagWrestling

VrySrsBsns 2 slaps? a 3rd one gets your very own personalized pedigree. #HashtagWrestling

IamLWilliams New Orleans cops are NOT that fast. Nor are they white. #HashtagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashTagWrestling Next WWE movie: A cross dressing Mrs. Doubtfire romp starring Brodus Clay

NickRedMachine Number 5 billion. To quote myself: WHAT? #HashtagWrestling

reedracer Dad? You remember the D-generation-X move right? #HashTagWrestling

stateofthelinds SHE DUMPED KEITH MARS?! Fuck this movie! #HashTagWrestling

SpinninToeHold So he becomes a radio personality? What Russo swerve is this shit? #hashtagwrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling she slapped Triple H! Steph has a much better one tho

stateofthelinds I can’t take any more “Just Ray” jokes #HashTagWrestling

SpinninToeHold The best part of this movie….The Credits #hashtagwrestling

Kristoffrable Moral of this movie: Umm…fuck…ummm this was terrible and I still kind of liked it. I’m a sucker for bullshit. #HashtagWrestling

NickRedMachine Smashed my keyboard at that ending. BUT IT’S OVER, THE CHILLS! THE EXCITEMENT IN THE AIR KING #HashtagWrestling

Andrewthemark Worse than a Big Show match. #HashtagWrestling

VrySrsBsns i need a sequel. Now. #HashtagWrestling

Andrewthemark 29 Clichés in one movie. #HashtagWrestling

IamLWilliams Now he looks like Evolution Hunter. I think he’s become a heel in life. #HashtagWrestling

Andrewthemark JR should star in the Chaperone 2. #HashtagWrestling

VrySrsBsns i’m thinking about hitting the replay button. #HashtagWrestling