Oh yes, we’re continuing with the Halloween based food reviews here on the site.  So many other blogs are showing off some great October themed foods and I had to jump on that hay band wagon.  Today are the limited time (until next year that is) Halloween Oreos.

 

 

This is much better than the donuts packaging.  Look at this!   Some witches are around the cauldron making a delicious creme filled cookie potion.  Who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by those witches?  Them’s some sexy witches.  Tons of details too.  Look at that spell book.  “5 Boo-rific shapes”.  I cant think of anything more tantalizing than “boo-rific”.  There was a time when Fergilicious would have been a strong contender.  But then I saw all those pictures of her pissing herself on stage.  That’s a lust-stopper right there.  Some cute little Jack O Lanterns to the side.  Best of all, “Sealed”.  I would not want orange dyed food unless I can guarantee its safety!

 

 

There is no better site than a stack of Oreos right next to a glass of milk.  A Hulk size glass of milk at that!  I’ve been debating what glass is most appropriate for milk.  So far I think Captain America.  Something about both milk and Steve Rogers being classics, pure, Americana.

That would be a little bit of a milk puddle at the bottom of the stack.  That same stack was one or two cookies higher before I took the picture.  Oh so much chocolate was had.

 

Slightly different angle, which makes the box (not really a box but what would I call that) of Oreos look huge.  Vast.  As if there’s no chance I could ever eat all of them.  In somewhat related news, we had to get a new TV.  I’ll be damned if my treats are bigger than my TV.

To be honest, these tasted just like every other Oreos.  Usually anything dyed orange makes me feel horribly sick.  Not this kind.  Because its not orange flavored or any other crap like that.  Its just a dab of coloring that probably wouldn’t look as orange as it does if not for the contrast against the black.

Also, the cream is one of the fakest foods I’ve ever eaten.  One cookie fell into the milk and I had to dump it in the sink.  It would not go down the drain.  When I pushed it through the remnants were stuck under my fingernails for days.  I’ll have to try it with regular Oreos and see if its every cream or just the orange colored ones.  It makes a fine paste on your fingers.  But paste can be eaten.  I’m not sure how good I feel anymore.