REGALSAYS: UGH. EVEN WHEN CENA IS NOT ON RAW WE STILL HAVE TO TOLERATE TWO HOURS OF HIS BULLSHIT AS PUNISHMENT!

Average run if the mill stuff. Boring, long and just… Bad.

FamousPlewa Is there any dark passengers in this movie? #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable Damn, I was hoping it was going to say Samuel L. Jackson instead of Goldwyn. #HashtagWrestling

FamousPlewa Now I will watch this from the comfort of somewhere cosy. Surely John Cena can’t bore us to sleep in a movie?! #HashtagWrestling

Jasmine_Galan Time for some John Cena! You know since we don’t see enough of him every week #HashtagWrestling

twfdeadface Danny Glover stars as John Cena in “Legendary”. #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable There’s too much Posey in this movie. #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 Yes we know its call the Sooner state, JR tells us all the time #HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce #HashtagWrestling I like this movie, BUT Cena can’t act. It would have been better with just about anyone playing his role.

Kristoffrable Damn, Danny Glover to the rescue! Oh wait, you were too late.#HashtagWrestling

Jasmine_Galan I wonder if the way his adams apple pokes out like that hurts him…It looks painful to me #HashtagWrestling

Andrewthemark I hate the way she says his name #HashtagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashtagWrestling is this the one where R Truth wants his son back?

twfdeadface Man, Josh Mathews has a boring home life. #HashtagWrestling

MrsZigglesworth This kid looks JUST LIKE my friend’s husband, who is like, 35.#HashtagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashtagWrestling When Mel Gibson’s career had a meltdown it affected Danny Glover too

JakeGronie That kid is as unlikable as the kid from The Final Sacrifice. #HashtagWrestling

twfdeadface John Cena inexplicably shows up seven minutes into the movie. Sounds like your typical episode of RAW. #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable Is there no movie, where John Cena doesn’t wear a high and tight? Sorry about the job man, that sucks. #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Calling your son Studley Doright might be part of his problems. #HashtagWrestling

MrsZigglesworth Are we sure they’re mother & son? #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Sweep the leg! #HashtagWrestling

Jasmine_Galan The way his mother acts in this movie makes me happy my mother never stuck around #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable So, is this kid going to hear a voice, build a ring in his back yard that says “if you wrestle, Cena comes.” #ThatsNotPG #HashtagWrestling

Andrewthemark Wait how old is this kid? #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagWrestling who turns down boobs?

MrsZigglesworth So, when you compete it’s hot but when you watch it you’re a “wrestling fag”? Explain. #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie So when does he start with the PEDs to gain mass? #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable Hmmm, he’s listening to classical music. Is he going for the Damien Sandow gimmick? #HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce #HashtagWrestling Was wrong of Cena not to provide his wussy brother with steroids.

JakeGronie Riverdale? When does Archie and the gang show up?#HashtagWrestling

Jasmine_Galan “135…We’re a little thin there”…..Well no shit they’re all thin there! 😀 See what I did there? #HashtagWrestling

MrsZigglesworth The guy with the Bieber cut is supposed to be considered popular?#HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 Um how old is he and why is mommy still making his plate at dinner?#HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Damn it, my son will get in shape and learn handwork and commendatory!  #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable Wrestling = making people stupid. Thanks for shattering my dreams mom. #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 Way to support your child’s dream! Mother of the year award!#HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce Your mom disagrees. RT @Kristoffrable: Lamest “Your Mom” jokes ever. #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie That girl’s Okie voice makes her sound like she’s 6. #HashtagWrestling

twfdeadface Does Daisy Duke sound like she’s throwing her voice ventriloquist-style, or is that just my shitty speakers? #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 A note on a dry erase board? What year is it? #HashtagWrestling

Andrewthemark Seriously what grade are these kids in #HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce Big Johnny RT @Jasmine_Galan: Who the hell is the costume designer in this movie??? #HashtagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashtagWrestling Cena fell on hard times since his wife threw him out. Living in a trailer park with Fergie on crack.

Kristoffrable Is that the first time John Cena was caught with a crackwhore in his double wide? #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 John’s choice in women=down hill #HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce #HashtagWrestling How does Cena afford his gym membership given his lifestyle in this movie?

ZigglersQueen81 Yes guys this is what my thighs and knees look like…..now back to wearing jorts #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable So since this kid looks lik’e Harry Potter, You’d think he’d come to wrestling as easy as Harry did to quiddich. #HashtagWrestling

Andrewthemark Hey, they may have made sequels to the marine and 12 rounds, but at least theres only one legendary. #HashtagWrestling

MrsZigglesworth Why does the sound on this movie suck? #HashtagWrestling

twfdeadface Cena’s girlfriend is a living Meth ad and he’s the poster boy for good hygiene and top physical health? Come on. #HashtagWrestling

Andrewthemark What’s the most bearable wwe studios movie in your eyes?#HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable Be a man Danny Glover. Men don’t use bobbers when they fish!#HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Danny Glover reminds me of Lando from Clerks: The Animated Series. #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable “Fear the unknown, kid.” Says Danny Glover before…OH GOD, THAT’S NOT PG! #HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce Cena never changes. RT @FamousPlewa: #HashtagWrestling She doesn’t know how Cena is. For all she knows he could have turned his life around.

JakeGronie Oh no, I’m going to have to wrestle for the wrestling team. That’s not what I signed up for! #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable Holy shit, when did Zangief show up to slam that kid? I’m pretty sure that wasn’t legal. #HashtagWrestling

Jasmine_Galan The kids bottom lip……looks so unnatural. I can’t stop staring at it… #HashtagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashtagWrestling Aww WWE made good on their promise to give Cena a streak. 27-0.

Kristoffrable Oh look everybody, as Jim Johnston provides the generic entrance music. #HashtagWrestling

twfdeadface Holy shit, a 27-0 record? Who does this Mike Chetley guy think he is, John Cena? Oh, wait. #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 27-0 wrestling record! Good job Mike, uh John #HashtagWrestling

Andrewthemark Why is wwe studios even a thing? Stick to wrestling. #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable Who wears that kind of yellow skirt to wrestling? Looks like he might get some action after he loses. #PitySex #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie This movie better have an 80s style training montage before the big match at the end. #HashtagWrestling

twfdeadface Thought I was watching 8 Mile for a second. #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable How do I celebrate after losing a wrestling match? I strip hand railings. That’s how the losers do it! #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 Lilly’s yellow skirt!!#HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie I don’t know, I think he’ll end up with Lilly in the end. #HashtagWrestling

Rhiannamator Did i blink & miss the match? Whoops. I’m betting he lost. #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable That had that look on his face like…Oh, that’s bad. #HashtagWrestling

Jasmine_Galan It seems to have gotten worse #HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce #HashtagWrestling Kid still looks less awkward than Cena does when he performs moves.

Andrewthemark Isn’t this the theme from SVR 2008? #HashtagWrestling

Rhiannamator So far in this movie Cena’s only direction in his role is to glower. #HashtagWrestling

twfdeadface Keep your sob stories to yourself, kid. Murtaugh’s too old for this shit.#HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie That wasn’t PG! #HashtagWrestling

Rhiannamator Cena’s supposed to be 28 in this movie? *snorts* #HashtagWrestling

Andrewthemark These voices/accents are oh so annoying. #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable “I feel like we’re eloping.” Ummm, you’re like fourteen. I don’t think that’s allowed. #HashtagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashtagWrestling ah Cena before the wellness board.

ZigglersQueen81 And the judge bought this? He’s how old and saying he goes to bars?#HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Did Cena give him the birds and the bees talk? #HashtagWrestling

Rhiannamator This cute little arty chick is so after that boy’s jock, & he’s waffling about a kiss on the cheek. Smh. #HashtagWrestling

MrsZigglesworth So this is what Cena as a heel would be like? Meh. #HashtagWrestling

Rhiannamator Hey kid, you know what perjury means, don’t you? #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable John Cena is 28 years old in this movie? Nice try WWE, I ain’t buying it. Literally! #HashtagWrestling

Jasmine_Galan I can’t hear what they’re saying and the volume is all the way up! #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable Oh this girl is a terrible liar! #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie The set up to every lesbian porno ever. #HashtagWrestling

twfdeadface Good grief, that girl. It’s like Winnie Cooper fell into a Hot Topic warehouse. Holy shit. #HashtagWrestling

Jasmine_Galan Is it just me or does Cena look waaayyyy to weird in a tight muscle shirt #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Why are they in an airplane hanger? #HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce #HashtagWrestling Cena’s neck is bigger than that kid. I guess their mom cheated on her husband.

MrsZigglesworth Ironic that Cena’s trying to explain how to be a good wrestler. #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Yeah, because he would have won that match they forfeited. #HashtagWrestling

twfdeadface The hilarious irony is that Cena had to learn how to wrestle for this movie role. #HashtagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashtagWrestling Typical Cena. He doesn’t do ‘jobs’.

JakeGronie Did this kid’s dad look like Larry Csonka too? #HashtagWrestling

Jasmine_Galan “Your mom wants to see my hiney” Whaat…. #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 Hey guys I’m not wearing any knee pads. Don’t get used to it! #HashtagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashtagWrestling Cena looks through his opponents like they don’t exist. And they don’t cos its always the John Cena show!

Rhiannamator “Speaking of heinies, my mom wants to talk to you.” “She wants to see my heinie?” “I dunno.” What was that?? #HashtagWrestling

MiaaBonita Is that Cena’s southern twang? #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 Lilly likes his booty! #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable Damn, when he told him to weigh in naked, my Netflix started skipping. That ain’t right man. #HashtagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashtagWrestling My spot, My space, MY MAIN EVENT.

TheSupremeForce #HashtagWrestling Cena should have suggested matching buzz cuts.

Kristoffrable What is he doing to him? That ain’t right man. #HashtagWrestling

MiaaBonita I feel a training montage coming on! #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Cena in the Gorilla position, ready to do the run in.#HashtagWrestling

twfdeadface “One more thing, kid. Get a freaky, v-shape buzzcut. Makes you more aerodynamic.” #HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce He just AA’s the gym. RT @FamousPlewa: #HashtagWrestling how long before Cena does a run in to take the spotlight?

TheSupremeForce #HashtagWrestling Cena has the same facial expression as Kristen Stewart.

JakeGronie Cena’s plan to go in undetected falls apart when a spectator needs to pee.  #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 He won! I don’t think he believed it  #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie How are these two not the now power teen couple by now? #HashtagWrestling

MrsZigglesworth I don’t have an explanation for that, but it is fun. #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 Ok, just gotta say, I’m digging Cena in tight jeans…..now on his bad acting not so much #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Did not expect a blind fold match. #HashtagWrestling

Rhiannamator His mom’s done a complete 180 on the wrestling thing for no apparent reason. #HashtagWrestling

sXe_Edd Dat training dawg. #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable Jim Johnston, your music moves me sir.  #NoNotReally#HashtagWrestling

twfdeadface Lilly would go on to change her name to Velma Dinkley and join Mystery, Inc. #HashtagWrestling

Jasmine_Galan She is soooo not getting the mom of the year award #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie If that kid was my reason to live I’d kill myself. #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable “There’s your reason.” Cue up the Hoobastank. #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Her outfit is surprisingly non-horrible. #HashtagWrestling

twfdeadface What’s with the generic prom music? Movie blew its soundtrack budget already? #HashtagWrestling

Andrewthemark IF YOU CANT GET ALONG LETS GET IT ON #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Um, might want to zip up your dress. #HashtagWrestling

sXe_Edd Bah gawd #HashtagWrestling

Rhiannamator No school anywhere has music this lame at their dances.#HashtagWrestling

Jasmine_Galan Cena vs Tensai rematch coming up next #HashtagWrestling

MrsZigglesworth Um, is this really the best thing to do? #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Don’t do it Cena! #HashtagWrestling

Rhiannamator Is she drooling during this kiss? I swear i see drool. #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 Awww their first kiss….. #HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce #HashtagWrestling It’s the only time Cena ever walked away from a beer.

ZigglersQueen81 Yes kids John does drink, what ever is on tap #HashtagWrestling

MiaaBonita He wants one of everything, Flair visited the set that day. “@JakeGronie: They only have one beer on tap? #HashtagWrestling“

twfdeadface JOHN CENA VS. BAM BAM BIGELOW – ONLY ON… um, “Legendary”. #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 Bar fight! #HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce Needed a rematch. WWE policy. RT @Andrewthemark: Sorry, i missed it, why are they fighting? #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie You’re bonding with your brother, how dare you! #HashtagWrestling

sXe_Edd The Reveal! #HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce #HashtagWrestling Why was the Cena Prison Jumpsuit never available at wweshop?

MiaaBonita So… Did he get his beer? #HashtagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashtagWrestling Cena Prison Merchandise. Even the criminals buy the orange jumpsuits from him.

ZigglersQueen81 She think she blamed John too. Either you did or didn’t!#HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie You really shouldn’t be best friends with your kid. #HashtagWrestling

Rhiannamator Lady’s pissed about her grown-ass son being drunk, when all of the artwork in her kitchen is wine bottles. #HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce #HashtagWrestling Cena likes the waitress. Don’t judge him for trying to step up from the meth addict.

twfdeadface You just can’t have two characters named Mac and Mike in a movie where characters have southern accents. For fuck’s sake.#HashtagWrestling

MrsZigglesworth I can’t decide if this movie is making me lower my standards for movies or not. #HashtagWrestling

twfdeadface I’m kind of pissed that Cena’s jumpsuit isn’t comically ripped at the shoulders.  #HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce #HashtagWrestling Cena’s mom finally decides to Rise Above Hate.

ZigglersQueen81 She’s not a very loving mom now is she? #HashtagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashtagWrestling Cena gets sentenced to ten years, overcomes the odds and gets paroled in 10 mins.

Andrewthemark Why do i feel like EVERY quote the mom has was on the preview?#HashtagWrestling

Jasmine_Galan Nooooooo not this song #HashtagWrestling

twfdeadface “I WANT MUH SON BACK! BUT I STILL DON’T KNOW HAOOOW.” The fucking Oscar-winning line, right there. #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie This dialog is great and totally natural. #HashtagWrestling

Rhiannamator What a snobby bitch. Never been in a trailer before? At least it’s clean. #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie I don’t get why they thought people wanted to see Cena in a family drama. #HashtagWrestling

MiaaBonita That was NOT a mother son hug. #HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 Most awkward mother son hug EVER! #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable Has this kid ever really hugged his mom? Damn, that’s almost a Bryan Adams song. #HashtagWrestling

MrsZigglesworth This goes from promising to boring within seconds.#HashtagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashtagWrestling I forgot Danny Glover was in this

JakeGronie I wish I had an old black man to give me wisdom. #HashtagWrestling

Rhiannamator I thought i was hearing things. RT @JakeGronie: Is this a Cena rap?#HashtagWrestling

ZigglersQueen81 Line of the night: give him cauliflower ear! Thank you Lilly! #HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce #HashtagWrestling Counter into the STF!!!

JakeGronie This is basically a Lifetime movie about wrestling. #HashtagWrestling

MiaaBonita When you wish upon a Cena, all your dreams come true!#HashtagWrestling

Rhiannamator This is where he pulls out the reverse cradle, right?#HashtagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashtagWrestling Even in Cena’s movies the finishes are dirty.

twfdeadface That angry Ewok mural is awesome. #HashtagWrestling

Jasmine_Galan That kid even practices like a nerd #HashtagWrestling

MiaaBonita 20 bucks says her virginity is in that box #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable Did that girl just gift him with the Undertaker’s jacket? Rest in peace dude. #HashtagWrestling

Rhiannamator Cena stealing his little brother’s girlfriend. It’s okay, the boy didn’t want her anyway. #HashtagWrestling

TheSupremeForce #HashtagWrestling “No brother of mine can ever finish second. Win or I’ll never speak to you again.”

JakeGronie WTF, pro wrestling style entrance? Really? Wouldn’t that violate the fire code? #HashtagWrestling

Jasmine_Galan Okay no coach would let a team member make a solo entrance…especially one with pyro and effects #HashtagWrestling

Rhiannamator Pyro in the high school gym. I call bullshit. #HashtagWrestling

sXe_Edd The finals. The main event! #HashtagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashtagWrestling His WWE ringname ‘The Chet’ Chet Chetley

TheSupremeForce #HashtagWrestling Use the STF! The STF!!!

twfdeadface The worst thing about watching this movie with headphones on is that girl screeching “COME ON, CAAAAAL!” into my ears. #HashtagWrestling

MrsZigglesworth How long are these seconds? #HashtagWrestling

Jasmine_Galan All that hype and you still lost??? Come on kid…. #HashtagWrestling

twfdeadface Damn. If only he had locked in the STF. #HashtagWrestling

Andrewthemark Aw how touching…. Not. #HashtagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashtagWrestling Cena’s overdramatic falling to his knees. I’ll give him that. Marlon Brando would be proud.

MrsZigglesworth Cena doesn’t know how to lose. #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable Is she wearing a blue decoder ring? #HashtagWrestling

Rhiannamator Cena dropping to his knees in disappointment. Even my 5yo is laughing at that.  #HashtagWrestling

Andrewthemark “Not all legends are about victory” try telling vince and cena that. #HashtagWrestling

FamousPlewa #HashtagWrestling Cena’s greatest fear… Doing the job itself.

twfdeadface So… Cal LOSES the big match despite being trained by “Superman” John Cena? Bullshit. This whole movie is bullshit. #HashtagWrestling

Kristoffrable And they end it with the pump that she gave him still works…Can’t. Stop. Laughing.! #HashtagWrestling

twfdeadface Her name wasn’t Lilly. It’s Luli. LULI! I’m done with this movie. Thanks for putting up with the massive stream of tweets! #HashtagWrestling

JakeGronie Did we really need the Fast Times at Ridgemount High ending? #HashtagWrestling

Jasmine_Galan Oh look the movies over…didn’t even notice 2/5 no make that 3/5 just for the laughs at the horrible acting #HashtagWrestling