REGALSAYS: Right so this wasn’t all that bad. Enough cliches to give us something to talk about I thought it was an overall fun movie!

@Jasmine_Galan Ran to the kitchen for pickles, popcorn, colby jack cheese, crackers, and apple juice. Who’s ready for #HashtagHorror? THIS GIRL!

@Right2PlayGod This music is bangin #hashtaghorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Zumbeez! Brainzzz…

@Jasmine_Galan Why do I feel like I’m watching Home Alone? #HashtagHorror

@MrsZigglesworth Love the Inglorious Basterds like theme already. #HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 Not gonna lie I jumped a little…haha #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Can’t stop… laughing.

@MrsZigglesworth Worst skating accident ever. #HashtagHorror

@Right2PlayGod Where can i get this sweet soundtrack? #HashtagHorror

Because of the love of the soundtrack I’ll be throwing songs on from it throughout the blog.

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Why do I need to read this movie?

@Right2PlayGod What kind of coke? #HashtagHorror Are we 5?

@Melodelish4286 Because being single isn’t enough he emphasizes multiple times she’s “very single” #HashtagHorror

@MrsZigglesworth Anal sex. Huh. #HashtagHorror

@Right2PlayGod I will fight that chick for roy #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Hot euro chicks. That might take the focus off bad horror.

@MrsZigglesworth “Yes!” means “Yes!” in German? #Enlightened #HashtagHorror

@Right2PlayGod Referencing horror films and cell phones equals impending death#HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror A movie referencing bad movies makes me nervous…

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror this cabin looks like The Munsters weekend place.

@MrsZigglesworth Cabin go boom? #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa *hums Air Boom theme* Boom! Boom! #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror That was one violent snowball fight.

@Right2PlayGod Outside at night alone.. you’re gonna die stupid #HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 How is this a vacation? You had to hike to get there and you have to pee outside…fuck that! #HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 Was the “Mmm Beer” a Homer Simpson impression? #HashtagHorror

@Right2PlayGod Hi im the guy who creeps and doesnt talk… i will kill you later after i tell you a scary story #HashtagHorror

@MrsZigglesworthYeah, the geniuses that open the door. You’re brilliant.#HashtagHorror

@sXe_Edd#HashtagHorror Yeah just let a strange dude in your cabin…

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Who made the coffee? Man this guys a hoot.

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror The fact that she went to the bathroom alone demonstrates their serious cultural differences from American women.

@Jasmine_Galan HEY WAIT A MINUTE! April Fools Day wasn’t made in 1984. She was off by 2 years! I just thought about that. Carry on. #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror He’s their friendly neighborhood info dump.

@MrsZigglesworth Really, what IS “too far” for a Nazi? #HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 Both alcohol and drugs, these guys are fucked…especially since they’re all horny non-virgins #HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 Come in, spout off a promo, choke a bitch, leave…someone sign this guy to the WWE, people might watch Smackdown then#HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror when this is remade I will vouch for Michael Ironside to take that role

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror That guy just Triple H’d this movie.

@Right2PlayGod Its too cold to go out shirtless… here take some hotness#HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 I like how he sleeps without a shirt, but clearly his wars are cold and he needs a headband #HashtagHorror

@MrsZigglesworth#DontYouJustHateWhen you have an old, German guy crash your vacation talking about zombies? #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror That guy’s got one weird dream girl.

@Right2PlayGod Omg i blinked and missed that! What are you going to do when your throat is spilling blood in your hands bro? #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Could he have gone with a flashlight that offered a wider beam than a laser pointer?

@Melodelish4286 The snow wipeouts need to be better then that…those were like a 4…#HashtagHorror

@Right2PlayGod Lembas bread? He wont be hungry for days #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Poor dead guy. #HashtagHorror

@Right2PlayGod Dear sir, disregard all that red stuff on the ground. It isnt blood. Sincerely the nazi zombies #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror You can cut the sexual tension with a knife… or maybe that was just a carrot.

@MrsZigglesworth First “red aunt” mention I’ve heard in awhile. #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Dragooooooo…. DRAGGGGGGGOOOOOO!

@Jasmine_Galan “I’ll be back” I really hope he doesn’t come back #HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 Now the guy with the only snow mobile is going to die…there will be no survivors here #HashtagHorror

@Right2PlayGod When i take a dump i like someone to come fuck me …#HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror that brunette is kinda cute.

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Ewww… She’s dirty.

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror why would you seduce a man after he’s been on the crapper. Hygiene.

@Melodelish4286 Is the Nazi zombie growling??? #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror She’s in deep shit.

@Melodelish4286 Where the hell did the guy go? She has sex with him and he bails leaving her solo…I guess the sex wasn’t that great #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Her lack of standards got her killed. There’s a lesson to be learned there.

@Jasmine_Galan I thought he said stay away from the windows? #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror That loser’s lack of appreciation for obvious pity sex should get him killed next.

@Melodelish4286 Barricade the doors b/c clearly they can’t break a window, this movie makes me laugh #HashtagHorror

@Right2PlayGod Here let me pick up your hand #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan Oh that was just lovely. Ripped his face right in half! #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Feed the Braindead guy to them. He would feed them for a week at least while you escape.

@MrsZigglesworth Get some pipe bombs, grenade launchers & flame throwers.#ZombieKiller #Left4Dead2 #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Is she trying to lick the blood off her face?

@sXe_Edd#HashtagHorror Splitting the team up always leads to someone else getting killed…not a good idea.

@Melodelish4286 I like how the guy trapped underground is making more headway than the ones above ground #HashtagHorror

@MrsZigglesworth Marshmallows from hayull! #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan And he found Sara. She seems to have lost her head a bit #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror Okay, I totally laughed at the expression on that decapitated head’s face…

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Rocky Balboa wasn’t amused at his Drago impression and punched him out #NaziRocky

@Jasmine_Galan O_O what happens when a human bites a zombie?? #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror The Iceman cometh!

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Good idea splitting up for the car, jackasses. You only have one set of keys!

@MrsZigglesworth I think this movie proves how the German & English versions of “OK?” are different. #HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 Blondie makes sense, stick together, she’s the first person to realize that’s the only way to attempt survival #BuddySystem #HashtagHorror

@Right2PlayGod Intestines are strong #HashtagHorror

@MrsZigglesworth Nazi zombie does the Undertaker sit up. #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Ripping off Cliffhanger now? Man, Stallone is gonna be PISSED!

@Jasmine_Galan They’re tearing her apart! Literally #HashtagHorror

@MrsZigglesworth Splitting up has to be the WORST choice during the zombie apocalypse. #HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 Go back to sleep, they’re eating your insides… #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror “That chick was da bomb.”

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Aww the beeper didn’t go off on the pipe bomb to attract the rest of them.

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Run, Bitch, RUN!!

@TheSupremeForce Nazis stick together. @MrsZigglesworth: I never understood why zombies didn’t eat each other. #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Molotov! Damn, Ellis! Whatcho crazy ass to that for?

@Melodelish4286 Fucking Nokia! Haha best line of the movie #HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 Seriously now you bust out the weaponry…really?! #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan Duct tape fixes everything. #HashtagHorror

@MrsZigglesworth Spurting blood. Make it work! #TimGunn #HashtagHorror

@sXe_Edd#HashtagHorror This film is really bloody.

@Jasmine_Galan She took lessons from Orton. Punted that bitch #HashtagHorror

@MrsZigglesworth She’s alive after that? Wouldn’t it be more humane just to have her die? #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror The Game with that sledgehammer… damn him, king!

@MrsZigglesworth LOL I can’t help but laugh. #HashtagHorror

@sXe_Edd #HashtagHorror Such great zombie killing music!

@Jasmine_Galan “Where the hell did you get a machine gun from?” “I’ve kept myself busy” #HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 I get that they just killed 20 zombies, but now is not the time for chit chat…laugh over coffee later #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan GOOD JOB!!! She survived that fall for nothing! #HashtagHorror

@MrsZigglesworth Snitzky punt to Nazi skull? #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Irony. It’s a motherfucker ain’t it.

@Right2PlayGod Wtf thats some shaun of the dead rip off right there #HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 They’re so fucked haha I love nazi zombies! #HashtagHorror

@MrsZigglesworth Earthquake followed by the entire German army coming to life? Didn’t even have time to type that. #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Agent Smith clone cheat code activated

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Run, Forrest, RUN!!

@Right2PlayGod By now that guy isnt afraid of blood #HashtagHorror

@Melodelish4286 Another intestine shot…clearly they had that special effect down seeing it was used five times #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror if Pirates of the Caribbean taught us anything it’s that these undead folks just want their gold back.

@Melodelish4286 Give us our gold and we’ll let you go free b/c hacking off your own arm & getting bit in the dick was enough torture #HashtagHorror

@MrsZigglesworth His penis hasn’t turned into a zombie yet? #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan LMAO!!! “Oh fuck…” You got that right bub #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan 3/5 for Dead Snow…just for the laughs and awesome music #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror so bad it was good!

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror I’m still trying to pinpoint the moment when that movie went too far.

@Right2PlayGod Med students sure know how to fight… #HashtagHorror So why were all of them med students?

@sXe_Edd #HashtagHorror Zombies + Blood + Intestines + ??? = Profit I guess?

@MrsZigglesworth#HashtagHorror Dead Snow was so bad it was entertaining. 3/5.