REGALSAYS: Somewhat strange effort from Kevin Smith. I’m a Kevin Smith fan but nah didn’t enjoy this movie all much. Had its moments but could have been better. Not a horror whatsoever.  2 stars out of 4.

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror you can’t go wrong with Kevin Smith…. right?

Despite the debate of whether this is Horror or not, by definition it does fall into horror. Horror is something that is meant to elicit negative feelings by playing on your fears, this does even if it’s not done well. Horror is also something that puts characters in a seemingly hopeless situation, this is. Doesn’t make it any better.

@Kristoffrable Wait, Red State…is that what they call it when you take the red pill? #Matrix  #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror Why isn’t everyone speaking Russian?

@Kristoffrable Just what every movie needs, a sign that says Anal Penetration = Eternal Damnation. #HashtagHorror

@MrsZigglesworth Wow. Protesting gay people. It’s like I haven’t even left home.#HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror That’s a mighty mullet.

@Jasmine_Galan WHAT IS WITH THAT DAMN HAIRCUT MAN???? #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Jared and Billy Ray? Dem redneck names.

@Kristoffrable Craigslist for fuckin’…That’s the best advertising tool, ever!#HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan O_O Dafuq? #HashtagHorror

@MrsZigglesworth By the way, there is a Five Points Church here. #Scary#HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Car crashes… Drunken sex foolery… Where is Kurt Angle to complete the set?

@Kristoffrable So does Kevin Smith have big ties with ‘Breaking Bad?’ The second person from the show I’ve seen, wait no, the third. #HashtagHorror

15 minutes in. It’s quieter out there during this movie. I think because with Kevin Smith’s name linked to it they want it to be good. Personally, I’d rather watch Jersey Girl again.

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Good approach to winning them over.

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Excessive profanity should always be met with electric shock.

@MrsZigglesworth A scary movie where they take you to church. Usually you fear Satan, but here you fear God. Nice turn-around. #HashtagHorror

@Kristoffrable Hmmmm, never knew shrink wrap was good for restraints.#HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan Oh I forgot I was watching this movie #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Clever bastards. Lure us in with the promise of horror like they did those boys with sex…

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror This cult leader isn’t even a convincing speaker.

@Jasmine_Galan “It’s gonna get….grown up in here” #HashtagHorror

30 minutes into the movie at this point and, yeah. Three young boys think they are getting laid by an old woman who offers them booze, then they all pass out, wake up, and listen to this preacher talk for 15 minutes.

@Kristoffrable Wow, this is the only movie where I can get up and get dinner and still nothing has happened. It’s a classic! #HashtagHorror

@MrsZigglesworth Gay saliva? WTF? #HashtagHorror

@Kristoffrable So why does that preacher sing and play the piano like Randy Newman? I’ll never watch Toy Story the same way. #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Oh shit! A stroke of luck he runs into a damn armoury room #BitchStayInDaRoom

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror Can no one in this movie speak coherent English?

@MrsZigglesworth It’s ok, lady. Your husband died in the name of God.  #Excusable#StillFuckedUp #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror You’re kidding me… John Goodman?!

@Jasmine_Galan Hey now wait a minute! There was only one! #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Smart kid. He’s lucky that lady didn’t kick him in the balls and blow his cover.

@Kristoffrable Wow, that time indicator looks similar to the graphics in ‘Clerks.’ Have you learned nothing? #HashtagHorror

45 minutes into the movie and we come onto the part I liked most, and least. His reasoning for doing the first part is pretty sound, his reasoning for doing the second is just hilariously bad and gets him killed. By the cops. Good job.

@Jasmine_Galan Yes go ahead and sing when there are a ton of dead bodies everywhere #HashtagHorror

@Kristoffrable Oh man, those rusted bikes really add to the tension in this scene!#HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Vee-hick-ill

@MrsZigglesworth Jesus from True Blood is an FBI Agent? Couldn’t he just work his brujo magic?  #HashtagHorror

@Kristoffrable Yeah dude you don’t aim with one of those guns, you point in a general direction and shoot. #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Hey it’s Kevin Pollack, too! Haven’t seen him in a while.

@Jasmine_Galan Love the Barney Fife reference! #HashtagHorror

@Kristoffrable Oh damn John Goodman…that was the most intense hat slap I’ve ever seen! #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror He certainly kept his eye on the ball there.

@Kristoffrable Wait, your gates look that nice, but your fence looks like it was put up by a tornado. Lazy fuckers. #HashtagHorror

@Kristoffrable “Simple just shit itself.” Best line ever! #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror “They’re gonna kill us all.” “Good.” I agree.

We are one hour into the movie at this point with less than a half an hour from the beginning. So far the movie is disjointed. The first part was like a horror movie, you know, slow, plodding, and with someone spouting why these things were happening. The second part is an action movie with a character who does have some feeling, but what does it do for him?

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror This movie is John Goodman and a bunch of crap.

@Jasmine_Galan Sure can strike up a thirst while shooting people #HashtagHorror

@Kristoffrable “They do that and they can’t kill the babies.” Pretty sure they have orders to kill them. Sorry about your damn luck. #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror She’s the most efficient killer in the movie!

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror How much ammo do they have!

@Jasmine_Galan Too bad he’ll never get his iced tea #HashtagHorror

@Kristoffrable Wait, so they’re armed with the same technology that they had in ‘War of the Worlds.’ Haven’t heard that sound since. #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Is that guy trying to sell God or sell a used car?

An hour and 15 minutes into the movie with a little less than 15 minutes to go.

@MrsZigglesworth The zealots are having a Daniel Bryan YES! moment here.#HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror “And terrorists get locked the fuck up.”

@Jasmine_Galan “Terrorists get locked the fuck up” #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror weird movie. Even weirder that Kevin Smith made it. Watchable but not worth a second glance.

@Kristoffrable Morale of this movie…go read ‘Preacher.’ Fuck, Kevin Smith wrote one of the intros to it. #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan So no dogs in the movie….I give it a 2/5 #HashtagHorror

@MrsZigglesworth I give Red State a 1.5 of 5 stars. No doggies and I felt like I was dealing too much with real life. #HashtagHorror