For those of you who may not be aware, WWEShop released a brand new CM Punk shirt today.  Lets take a look at it.

Oh.  Alright.  Well, lets embrace this.  CM Punk has dated many women in the world of wrestling.  He has discussed relationships in many interviews.  The women have admitted to dating him.  So we’re not exposing secrets here at Team Hellions.  But which one is the craziest?  Lets take a look at four of CM Punk’s ex girlfriends and see who reigns supreme.

Honorary Mention:

AJ

They haven’t dated (yet).  Nor are they together on camera (yet).  But AJ plays a great and very believable crazy person.  If this list is ever re-visited in a couple of years AJ may bump off one of the top 4.

4.  Daffney

Everything about Daffney’s character is crazed.  Her look, her style, and her trademark scream.  Yet in every interview with her she comes across as the sweetest woman in wrestling.  While Daffney may not be crazy in real life, her acting range is enough to get her on this list.  Also, she deserves lots of love as she is still dealing with a lot of crap from her TNA run.  And that’s putting it lightly.

3.  Traci Brooks

Imagine this.  You are the number one woman in a major wrestling promotion for years.  The company you work for finally creates a woman’s title… and never once gives you a run with it.  Then, an opportunity arises.  The cover of Playboy.  You’re about to become known around the world.  You’re about to possibly become the biggest star in that wrestling promotion.  Bigger than any of the men.  And then they bump you off the cover… for a cartoon.  If shit like that isn’t enough to drive someone crazy I don’t know what is.

2.  Maria Kanellis

There is no shortage of terrible movies starring wrestlers.  The entire IMDB of Hulk Hogan.  Most of WWE Studios films.  Bounty Hunters.  Then there are bad movies.  Movies so bad that they are good.  So bad that making fun of them becomes a cornerstone of the geek community.  Movies like Manos: The Hands of Fate and the accompanying Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode.  It would be, dare I say, CRAZY! to try to duplicate this movie.  Yet, that’s what will happen in 2013.  Manos: The Search for Valley Lodge comes out next year.  Starring Maria as Maggie, and for good measure Gene Snitsky will be in the movie as well.

 

1.  Lita

You may have done some crazy things in your life.  But I’ll guarantee you haven’t packed up everything, moved to Mexico, trained with the Hardy Brothers and crashed on their couch.  Then against everything became an icon in women’s wrestling, only to have a very public break up and drama.  Despite it all, you come back as a heel and somehow become an even bigger star.   For an encore, you walk away from all of it so you can dedicate your life to making the world better and improving yourself.  That is what the rest of the world would call crazy.