Dynamic Forces released these images today, of their upcoming Watchmen inspired toasters.
I originally saw this on Comic Book Resources, but its making its round on comic book related Twitter accounts.
http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=38676
There is no where to go with this but into the world of puns.
“Butter us!”… and I’ll look down and whisper “No.”
I would love some toast. Can you take some bread and press it down? “I did it thirty five minutes ago.”
HELLIONS TEAM 
It is 6:30 AM. I have begun to prepare breakfast for Laurie.
It is 1952. I am in my father’s kitchen, repairing a watch.
It is 1983. I am on Mars. Laurie is crying.
It is a week from now. New York is destroyed.
It is 6:45 AM. The toast is burnt.
Stupid cheap toaster.
[…] Yes, that’s a Watchmen toaster. A Watchmen. Fucking. Toaster. Which nobody, EVER, has found themselves wishing for IF ONLY Alan Moore would stop being a fussy little baby. Then DC opens up their own online storefront selling exclusive toys and the like. Sure, it’s probably long overdue, but by selling Graphic Novels (and almost inevitably comics) and two styles of Comedian iPhone cases* (sorry AGAIN, Alan), they’re cutting out the retailers who have propped them up for decades. But at least they’re putting out an adorable V vinyl doll. Because that’s what Alan Moore really meant for that work.** If it weren’t May I’d assume this was an April Fools gag. (Thanks to Team Hellions, on whose site I saw this reported first.) […]