TNA Impact Wrestling Spoilers for 3/22/12.

Dixie Carter comes out and wants to fire Bobby Roode for his attack on her at Victory Road.  Sting comes out and asks Dixie to not fire Roode but to instead put him in a cage against James Storm at Lockdown.  Sting then says he wants to step down as general manager of TNA so he can wrestle full time (or as full time as Sting gets).  Sting then asks for Hulk Hogan to be put in charge, which really makes no sense with their history.

James Storm comes out and cuts a promo about the Lockdown match.  A representative for Roode comes down and says the TNA World Champion wont be appearing on camera until Lockdown.  The man then makes a match for Storm (where the hell did he get any booking power?!) and receives a Last Call from Storm as thanks.

Eric Young and ODB (Knockouts tag team champions) vs. Sarita and Rosita.

The champs win, but not without dealing with Mexican America trying to flirt with Showtime.

Anthony Nese vs. Zema Ion vs. Austin Aries (X Division champion) vs. Kid Kash.

Bully Ray comes out and attacks all four men thus ruining the match.  He says that this can happen at any time to anyone.  By that he must mean he can ruin good matches at any time.

Samoa Joe and Magnus (TNA tag team champions) vs. Mexican America.

The champs win.  Rosita and Sarita try to interfere but Josh Lewis (who?) from SpikeTV’s Repo Games (what?) repossess the two women and walks out with them.

Kurt Angle vs. Garrett Bischoff.

Garrett almost lasts three minutes.  Gunner comes out to attack Garrett then Jeff Hardy comes out to chase off Gunner.

James Storm vs. Daniels and Kazarian (handicap match).

Storm beats the odds and wins the match.

Sting and Dixie Carter come out.  Sting wants Hogan to be made general manager of Impact.  Hulk Hogan comes out, and of course agrees with this.  No answer is given before the show ends.

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