Last week I did a best and worst, plus and minus column in my review of Raw.  That was the plan for this week but there were no pluses to mention.  The episode was built around building up a couple people and screw everyone else.  Don’t believe me?  Lets review Raw.

CM Punk comes out, and gets into a long debate with Chris Jericho.  This is fine and a lot of us internet fans see this as the true main event of WrestleMania.  Good work, fine segment.

Then Punk takes on Daniel Bryan.  There are 10 people at ringside, and this match which should be an instant classic becomes background for a manager feud.  Then Punk cleanly pins the World champion.  So what worth does that belt have?

Speaking of worth, some worthless wrestlers are in the ring next and we are all forced to watch the Bella Bellas and Kelly Kelly.  Fast forward through the match and throw on some of the great women’s wrestling that took place at 2CW’s Girls Grand Prix this week.

Eve is just… damn.  I thought the Bellas were bad.  They could probably find their way out of a paper bag.  Not only can Eve not exit a paper bag she will try to fuck it while trying.

The entire B team, the guys who are one match away from main eventing a pay per view with a world title shot, are misused twice.  Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Kofi Kingston and R-Truth waste time in a tag match and lose to a team that most fans in the arena couldn’t have named.  Then Kane comes out and destroys everyone.  So your US, tag and future champions all look weak.

The weakness continues when Cody Rhodes, your intercontinental champion, abandons his match.  Then Mark Henry, recently the world heavyweight champion, is knocked out and pinned.  Not just pinned but knocked out as well.  Big Show is just, well he’s in the match but that’s not saying much.

The Rock comes out to talk WAY too much.  He makes me want to order Chinese food, he did not make me want to order WrestleMania.  Rock also says no one helped him.  Besides, you know, the massive push he got from day one.  Rock compares his struggles to Roddy Piper’s.  Absolutely not.  Rock had a privileged life and did not fight to live another day like Piper.  Your mouth breathers can chant Rocky Rocky but anyone with a modicum of intelligence and even a flimsy grasp of WWE knows the Rock is full of shit.

Why the hell does Portland cheer that Kung Pao Bitch is trending?  Did any one of them Tweet it?  Probably not.  They were too busy gape mouth fellating Dwayne.

The Rock had to struggle to be a wrestler as much as Willow Smith had to struggle for a record deal.

If Twitter had a dick it would be in The Rock’s mouth.

John Cena comes out and puts the Rock in his place.  Whether its calling Rock out for having to have cheat sheet notes on his hand.  Or whether its mocking Twitter trends.  Or best of all saying that John Cena is John Cena and doesn’t have to worry if he needs to be Dwayne or the Rock today.  Cena owned the Great One tonight.

Cena walks away and Rock stutters over his lines, his trademarks lines, to yell at someone who isn’t even there!  Hate John Cena all you want but the Rock looked like a fool tonight.