From Ript.com comes this amazing Grimes and Son t-shirt.  As someone who has to work in a sporting goods store until this blog takes off, I love this shirt.  People love to show off their workman clothing brands.  As if by sporting Remington or Mossy Oak or whatever it means that they are manlier than you.  Some of them are.  Some of them could take your head off from a mile distance.  Most of them however think that driving their trucks (complete with nuts) at 60 mph for two blocks of city streets means a large penis.

Well screw all that.  Keeping yourself and your son alive for years during a zombie apocalypse?  That takes a big cock.

This wont reach your house by Christmas.  But hey, why not print off the logo and tell your geek that this is coming soon.