Why cant the super heroes just agree what to do in unison?  I’m not sure, as I’ve been skipping this title but lets see if there are any answers ahead.

Valkyrie is the good guy hunting for the 7 hammers of the gods.  They come from a land of ice and snow.  From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.  Ah ah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ah!

Anyways.

Sin is on the side of evil, and flanked by longtime Captain America bad guy Crossbones.  The two sides… don’t meet!  Both sides seem to think they are the only ones hunting for the hammers.  Valkyrie found one last issue but the Hulk broke it.  Its okay, the same thing happened when Hulk and I played GI Joes.  He kept spinning it until that torso rubber band snapped in half.  You know how difficult its going to be to find a new Alpine figure?  Poor Bazooka.

I say all of this because the whole comic is a lot like the classic GI Joe cartoon.  The Joes and Cobra figure out that there are 4, 5, 7 or whatever points around the globe where the new crazy necessary items are located.  Both teams send representatives to find them and each sides pick up wins.

Oh look, the good guys are putting all the hammers into a box.  I bet around issue 10 the bad guys will conduct a raid to steal those hammers.

Complete with cliffhangers introducing the brand new action figures, er, I mean, other Marvel heroes.

I Fear Marvel will get Less money outta me.