This show is an hour long, last week was one of the worst TV shows I have ever watched, and I have hundreds of things to do for my site.  However, people enjoyed the first review and it led to many hits.  I’m a whore for my site so it looks like we’re reviewing episode two now.

Hogan calls up and says that the midgets will be booked for a big Spring Break show.  Half of the team go to do a radio interview and the other half walk the streets to hype the show.

Trixie, the blonde midget, is brought on the radio show because she looks cute.  If there is anything you want for a radio interview, its a sexy looking girl.  Can you hear the sexy?!  Trixie doesn’t like the term midget.  MCW must not have the company’s full name on the paychecks.

Johnny has a talent search because Sarge cant make the tour.  They’re down a half man!  The other midgets are mad that there’s a casting call.  Yes, because half of you cant wrestle, and why would you want a full roster and thus be able to put on a full show?  That just sounds awful.  Well, actually the whole show sounds awful but that’s another point.  The other midgets grow jealous of Trixie’s sex appeal.  I don’t think I’ve ever written about the level of a midget’s sex appeal in my life.

Brian Knobbs decides to make a pit stop (HA!) and take the midgets go cart racing.  What better activity than something with a height limit?  Some of them are able to go.  Starla is big enough, in more than one direction, to ride solo in a cart.  She isn’t big enough to hide her jealousy of the hot midget though, and rams into the cart carrying Trixie.  Neither woman tries to be the bigger man, and they will settle it live in this very ring!

Johnny and Brian want to find a high flyer.  Midget.  High.  Flyer.  The bottom rope is all you need to have a high flyer in MCW.  The fucking ring is only a foot off the ground.

A group of the MCW wrestlers want to confront Johnny G about his recent attitude and exploitation of him.  Dammit if there’s anything you don’t want in your midget wrestling its a sense of exploitation.

The casting call yields mini Fred Durst, mini Virgil and mini Traci Brooks.

Holy fuck it is Pat Tanaka!  Pat has been told to train the woman.  What better place to show how to do proper collar and elbow lock ups, than the beach?  The fucking beach.  Hey, learn to bump on the sand, its the same as the mat!  Trixie quits because she doesn’t want to work with big midgets.

The B team walks along the beach, scaring sorority sluts and spoiled heiresses.  The business cards and plane flying overhead with the MCW banner are the most legitimate things this program has shown.

B team then digs through Johnny’s bags and see that the company has some financial troubles.  Oh I hope they make it onto TV and get paid for it!  The tension mounts!  The B team asks Johnny if the company is going under.  They may need to leave the cushy MCW job.  At least they’re in Tampa and its a short trip to Orlando.  Plenty of jobs for a midget in the American vacation mecca. Oh fuck you if you think I’m being heartless.  Do you realize what this show is?  Tact left long ago.

Hulk Hogan raps.  Close captioning is needed.

Jimmy Vegas and Jersey Jess (Fred and Traci) are picked from the casting call.  Vegas hasn’t worked with any of the midgets before going out there for the live match.  Sure, what promotion wouldn’t want their talent to be able to go over the match before hand?  Shitty work.  Oh, and Jimmy tells us all that its the little things that you do.  Fuckin A.

The ring is set up over a pool, surrounded by hundreds if not thousands of drunk over privileged college kids.  Knobbs complains that Demo only goes to the second rope.  He’s only 3 feet tall if that!  Give the guy a fucking break.

Starla takes on Trixie and there are no boxing gloves in site.  Which is a shame, because that would be a better wrestling match than the actual wrestling match that they had.  Trixie is scared of everything and really has no place there.

The other midgets get pissed off when the new midgets debut and that’s the first these guys have ever met.  Vegas craps out in the ring and somehow they put on a worse show than the ladies.  Hogan decides that the only thing that can save this shit hole of a match is to shave a midget’s head.  Oh and here I thought we had reached bottom already.

To the surprise of no one Vegas gets his head shaved.  I would demand my money back.  How much do tickets for a MCW show cost?  Hopefully just a little.  The midgets are feeling a little tense and there’s a brief fight backstage after the show.  Is there ever not a “shoot” fight on this show?  Don’t even tell me there’s a formula to this show.  I know its all pre planned but its the amount of pre planning that’s frightening.  More than 5 minutes of scripting should result in a better show.

Johnny blames Blixx for the show sucking ass.  I think there’s lots of reasons why the show sucked but the goth midget isn’t high on the list.  Hulk to the rescue!  I wish I knew Hogan any time I was fired from a job.

Hogan doesn’t want to chew out the team so early in the process.  What?!  If someone sucks now, you yell at them now.  That’s like saying lets punish the dog next month for pissing on the carpet today.  Also, its just set up for whenever the Hulkster does yell at them later in the season.  “Thank God the investors weren’t here to watch it.”  Are the investors not going to watch the show when it airs?  This doesn’t even flow logically for a moment.

Vegas apologies for freezing.  The MCW crew is on a higher level than he is.  Oh fuck me running.  I guess Vegas is the guest midget of the week.  Again, apparently we have a recipe for to make this shit stew.

Hogan wants Blixx brought back and he wants at least one of the three women who work for MCW to have a fucking clue how to wrestle.