Seen recently, this man was carrying an Ames bag.  An Ames bag?!  Ames went out of business in 2002!  That is a long ass time to be using the same plastic bag.  Buy a canvas bag for $1 at WalMart buddy!  You must have discovered WalMart by now right?  That’s where all of the Ames shoppers went when the department store chain shut down.