I’m not pretending to be more than I am.  I run this humble site and I realize its limits.  Every bit of time, love, and sweat that I can exert comes out on here every day.  Its important to me but I know that I’m not up there with the upper echelon of the internet.  Yet.  However, if you were to look at my spam files you would think I’m Google.  Someone is wasting their time with bombarding my site with this shit.  Its even possible this person is being paid a pittance for this work.  Far be it for me to stand in the way of job satisfaction.  Lets celebrate these spammers!

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What in the hell?  One, I’ve never sold anything through here so I don’t know what the heck is being ordered.  I’m glad he finds my website to be fabulous though.  He obtained my order in BRITISH!  Fucking fantabulous!  I was going to send it in Scottish or Irish, maybe even United Kingdom Parcel Service.  But I’m glad I sent it British.  What can Crown do for you?

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This is in response to my “Disney buys Marvel” article.  Which will be repeated here, in full, “Disney buys Marvel”.  Done.  I don’t know how much whining I did.  Nor am I sure that the purchase was something that needed to be fixed.  I think I should look up “King Regards Hanz” in the phone book soon to apologize.

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I got your well proportioned cultivate right here!  Seriously, what would that even be?  A huge wheel of cheese?

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I cant promise anything.  You are the candy hearts of spammers.

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There is no reason for this to show up on my site.  Even if I ever in any way mentioned horses, I didn’t mention racing, nor classic, nor these events (which may be too high a word) on any sort of home viewing format.  If you’re going to be a spammer, at least do it right!