Inspired by a Twitter conversation between myself and blogger Emma (check her out over at Pink Ink Comics http://pinkinkcomics.blogspot.com/ ).  Emma told me a few of the stranger search terms that have led people to her site.  Its mindboggling for two reasons.  One, apparently I don’t understand how the internet truly works because there is no good reason for some of these terms to link back to me.  Two, there is no shortage of sad lonely people searching for disturbing things online.  With all of that said, lets look at some of the stranger terms that have led to my site!

“blue eyes pictures”

This is the most surprising one for me.  To my knowledge I’ve never discussed the color of anyone’s eyes before.  At least not on the site.  Even if I did though there is no reason to wade through hundreds and hundreds of pages of google searches in order to get to my page.  Millions if not billions of people throughout human history have had blue eyes.  There must be… you know what, I’ll just look it up.  There are 16 million images on Google under blue eyes!  Over 16 million!  How on earth out of all of those would you head to a wrestling and comics site?

“images of entry of edge in wwe”

I suggest finding a YouTube link of the Edge and Lita live sex show.  Actually, that’s probably not YouTube safe and approved.  Look for it at some 18 and up site.

“kelly kelly crack”

Its a shame her drug addiction has gotten so out of control.

“kelly kelly butt crack raw”

She should really get some kind of ointment on that.

“kelly kelly kelly kelly”

So nice her parents named her four-ice?

“conan on throne”

Why anyone wants to see the Flaming C on the john is beyond me.

“awesome tramp stamp”

Related searches: oxymoron.

“evan bourne hair”

“evan bourne face”

Is someone making a Frankenstein Matt Sydal?

“horror upside”

You rarely hear enough about the good things that have come out of Saw, Hostel and Human Centipede.

“tna divas names”

I don’t even know where to begin.  One, there is the difference between Divas and Knockouts.  Two, every ring entrance features a graphic of the wrestlers names.  Three, if you don’t know the names then why would you even have any interest in looking up the topic?  I have no interest in hockey, and thus I don’t search for NHL players names.

“the big talking john cena toys”

No!  I don’t want the small ones!  I want the big toy!  And it has to talk!  And there has to be more than one of them!

That’s all for this week.  Tune in next week for a guest blogger telling all of us the crazy things found on his/her site!