Smarked for Death

WWE Friday Night Smackdown

February 19, 2010

Note, Edge is not in the Elimination Chamber match.  One would think that he is, but no.  Edge, Chris Jericho and Undertaker one up each other throughout the show.  CM Punk, Rey Mysterio, John Morrison and R-Truth have their own, separate, storyline going on.  I will not be surprised if Morrison has to pull out of the Elimination Chamber due to the ankle injury and Edge takes his place.  Would really screw up all the WM predictions if Edge did this and won.  Of course, all the predictions were already thrown out after the Rumble.

Dolph Ziggler is now using the sleeper hold.  In 2010.  The only way to make the sleeper look dangerous and effective in this day is to add an MMA type twist to the move.  Dolph is not the man to come up with an effective updated variation of this.

Croft and Baretta are called the Dude Busters?  Is WWE Creative coming up with names from gay porn on purpose?

Maria is upset she let down Matt Hardy.  Take a number.  In related news, Maria is soon to be WWE World champion, much like everyone else who let down Matt Hardy (Jeff, Edge, etc).

For some reason Natalya wins the match with a “tornado clothesline”.  Coming soon to Smackdown, the Von Erich Dynasty.

Michelle McCool and Layla  mock Maria and Matt Hardy.  In related news the Beautiful People have asked for monetary compensation due to gimmick infringement.

Batista continues to be a chicken shit for no good reason.  Thankfully he was sans polo shirt this week.